Why aren't there any eggs on my fork?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wow. He really is upset.
MJMiley and Jackson
[in unison] What did you do? Me?! Yes you. Stop that!
It was probably your phone bill.
Was not!.... Well, it's possible.
I paid for half of those!!
You see? This is why you don't get dates. I'm a girl! Be nice!
And this is why you don't get dates. You eat like a pig!
[gasps and splutters] You take that back!!
Now would you please, just give me my diamond back?
PBPancake Buffalo
Well, when you say it that way...NO!
(in shock) But that's not fair!!
PBPancake Buffalo
If you want to switch diamonds, go talk to that Garison bozo. Oh, wait a minute, he loooooooove's meeee.
(gritting her teeth in fury) Okay, listen here you glorified oven mitt!
PBPancake Buffalo
(mockingly) Hey, Hannah! Want to know the weather report for Montana? Chilly, with a 100 percent chance of spit showers! [laughs]
The Hollywood Committee said it's two past Madonna. So, Madonna...Brad Pitt...[suddenly notices a chili mess on the next diamond]—Yow!
[referring to the guard's surprise at discovering he was "Officer Nancy Oken"] My father named me that. His name was Harriet! You got a problem with that?
GGuard
No! Not if...you don't?
Just get the permit, sir.
IIsis
That look is so Hannah Montana!
That's because I am Hannah Montana… I mean, you didn't think I was someone else, did you?
[suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.
Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]
Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.
No. That one could hurt people.
I'm just barking my way to the bank! Hey, maybe next week, I can moooo for moolah.
Let's just see where barking takes us.
CCustomer
[to Jackson's bark] You calling my girlfriend a dog?!
Woof.
CCustomer
That does it! You're dog-meat!
[frightened] Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wooof? Yauuuuugggghhhh! [jumps off a boardwalk plank into the sand below and the customer pile-drives after him off the same plank, and presumebly beats Jackson up. Hold on, he actually did that!]
[to Jackson of why Rico has no friends] I think it's because the world is full of idiots! My mom says it's my temper. [muttering] Idiot.
MMaid
[to Robby Ray about Jackson] A little messy?! I'd say he lived like a pig, but then that would be an insult to pigs! [slams down mop] I quit!
TTraci
Your friend Lola is ruining my Putt Putt for Puppies Party!!
LLola
[to Orlando Bloom off screen] Hey Orlando, nice butt! [recognizes what she just said] I mean, putt, nice putt!
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