Hannah Montana quotes

Hannah

This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!

That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.

Hannah

Oh, no!

What, that was cute-aquin.

Hannah

No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.

Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?

Hannah

No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.

[Looks at really ugly dress]

You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.

Hannah

I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.

Roxy

Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!

Miley

Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But dad. Oh, man, he has the taste of a month-old pickle.

Lilly

Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can’t spend it. Pointless.

Miley

Well, I’d take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. [Shows Lilly the dresses]

Lilly

I think I’m gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can’t believe you actually wore these in public.

Miley

Oh please, they never made it out of the house.

Miley! Let’s see that pretty birthday number.

Miley

[Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?

Miley

[Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!

Lilly

Why don’t you just say something to him?

Miley

Because I don’t want to hurt his feelings. You should see the look on his face when he gives it to me and says, “I picked this out special for you, bud.”

Lilly

Oh, the puppy dog look. My Dad gets me to shampoo grandma with that one.

Miley

Well you know, I don’t think I can take another one of his looks or another one of his presents. There’s gotta be a way to stop him from shopping again.

Lilly

Well, what are you gonna do? It’s not like he’s gonna take you along with him.

Miley

[Smiles] True. But he might take you.

Miley

Oh, hey, why don't you try out with me?

Lilly

Cheerleading? Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell?! No.

Miley

Have any questions?

Lilly

A couple. First, what the hecky is a herky? Second, if one is called a pompom, does that make two of them, pompompompoms? [turning to a "thinking" pose] These are the questions that haunt me.…

Miley

Show me what you got.

Lilly

Go team, throw the ball. Go team, to the mall!

Lilly

Move and squat and arms and jump and clap and arms and twirl and twirlie again, twirlie again-oof! How was that?

Jackson

N-now why is that when I ended up on the couch like that you grounded me for a week?

Robby

It's because you jumped from the piano.

Ashley

She [the coach] doesn't like you because you're too pretty and you threaten her.

Amber

The story of my life!

Miley

They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball, we want it back. They've got our ball.…

You want it back. I get it, please something else.

Miley

Okay, here comes the good part…slide and slide and do the butterfly, dip and dip and shake my little hips, I want you and you to cheer it with me too.

Good job. When I asked you to bring it, you brought it! Now take it over there. Next is Lilly Truscott. The next minute of my life is yours. Don't waste it.

Lilly

Okay. [Repeats Miley's herky, poorly.]

Well! Wasn't that something.

Lilly

Can I try something a little different?

Yeah, "something different" would be good.

Miley

Oh no! I can't watch this! I only taught her one cheer!

Lilly

You might be good at football, you might be good at track, but when it comes to basketball you might as well step back. Come on, step back. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! [Does cartwheels.]

Miley

[to Lilly] Wow, where did that come from?

Lilly

I just did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard.

Well you know what? Put the skateboard away and grab a uniform. You're on the squad!

Oliver

Hey, uh, Jackson, where's Miley?

Jackson

Don't know.

Oliver

When's she gonna be back?

Jackson

Don't care.

Oliver

Could you tell her I stopped by?

Jackson

Don't count on it.

Jackson

Why does this always happen to me?

Oliver

I was kind of thinking the same thing.

Oliver

Hey, Jackson, Miley left her head at practice. Get it? Her head.

Jackson

Don't know.

Oliver

But I didn't ask that.

Jackson

Don't care.

Oliver

Will you stop?

Jackson

Don't count on it.

Jackson

[after putting the noodles into the drain] That, sir, was the sweet and sour sound of 50 dollars going in my pocket.

Robby

JACKSONNNN!!

Oliver

What's that sound?

Robby

JACKSONNNN!!

Robby

Miley, I know you don't want to share a tent with Amber and Ashley, but sometimes you've just got to make the best out of a bad situation.

Miley

Well in that case, I'm going to need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of nightfall. [takes a bite of chocolate cake]

Robby

Times like this, you remind me of your mom. [sits down at table] Look, Mile, I know those girls don't always treat you right, but sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.

Miley

How do we really know that until we try?