A character in Green Eggs and Ham
Voiced by Adam Devine
Green Eggs and Ham · 121 quotes
Most-quoted character in Green Eggs and Ham: in 56 of its 121 quotes
Most scenes with: Michellee (11), E.B (9), Pam-I-Am (3)
The truth is you’re the best friend I’ve ever had.
Sam I AmI’m the only friend you’ve ever had.
Yes, but that still makes you the best. [chuckles]
Sam I AmYou know, the only thing that’s ever hurt as much as missing my mom was what you said about her leaving me.
I know. [sighs] But is there any way you could at least try to forgive me?
Sam I AmI don’t know.
[Guy decides to finally try some green eggs and ham to make it up to Sam]
Sam I AmGuy, what are you doing?
This is how much I want to be your friend.
Sam I Am[gasps] Guy! You don’t have to do this.
I do. I’m not sure they’re gonna be good here, Sam, but I’m gonna try.
Sam I AmWait! Guy, don’t be insane! Green eggs and ham are good anywhere.
... Say! I like green eggs and ham. I do! I like them, Sam I Am. And I would eat them on a boat, and I would eat them with a goat, and I will eat them in the rain, and in the dark, and on the train! [laughs with joy] And I will eat them in a box, and I will eat them with a fox.
[grabs Michael's tail] Michael.
And I will eat them in a house, and I will eat them with a mouse. [Squeaky hugs his family; Sam laughs but sees Snerz] And in a car, and in a tree, and I will eat them here and there! Say! I will eat them anywhere!
[Snerz sees them]
SamHold that thought. I really like where you're going with this, don't get me wrong, but, uh, yeah...
[sees Snerz and the BAD GUYS] Ah! Flee!
Sam I AmYou can take me in but let the Chickeraffe go. I’ve done a lot of scams. [chuckles] I mean, a lot. But this last one was for a good reason: to get Mr. Jenkins home. Please. It’s my one last job.
Well, Sam-I-Am... I’ve got three words for you. Start... the... balloon.
Guy-Am-I, you are a reckless, dangerous man. [kisses Guy] And I love it.
Sam I AmOh! I love you, too.
I like them! A conclusion I would've eventually come to on my own.
Sam I AmMm-hmm.
[sighs] Thank you for getting me to try them, okay? Thank you, Sam-I-Am.
You all right there, buddy?
Sorry. He.. He just.. He really liked your recipe.
Oh, yeah. It’s the eggs. I have ‘em shipped in. Nice little farm in East Flubria.
Sam I AmThat must be where my mother is!
Uh, East Flubria? That’s halfway around the world.
[The door slams open]
Sam I AmThat’s why we should get going!
Heads up, plot twist. Let me jump in before I can, before that guy spoils it.
Not today, Pam I-Am!
[Philip flies away as Pam I-Am watches from down below. Sam stares in shock]
SamPam I-Am?
[Pam gasps and stares back at Sam. Memories of baby Sam flash by]
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Will you make them for me?
[in flashback] Here, Sam. Try them.
[in flashback] Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama.
Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth-bomb. That lady's not just a spy, she's also Sam's...
SamMom?
[reading message] "Bring moo-moo".
Sam[wearing a muumuu] On it!
So you just go down the hallway, turn right, there'll be a lot of paintings. As soon as you pass the Earl of... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[Gazing into Looka's eyes, Sam imagines being swept away on a deep blue wave]
Sam[in his imagination] Whoa.
... Gigantic tapestry that I think my mother made. The...
SamWhoa. Those eyes are soulful. Blerh! Okay. It’s a little overwhelming.
Oh, I'll so sorry about that. That happens. Just go down this hallway until you reach a dead end. Then turn left. It'll be in the ultra-secret wing.
E.B. We'll go with you.
SamNo need, I 100% got this from here. But just in case I don’t, you guys get all the civilians on both sides to safety.
Sam!
SamMum?! What are you doing up here?
What I should have done in the first place!
SamRiding a rocket?
The right thing!
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