She slashed the tires on my wheelchair 17 times.
S6 E10The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester
She swapped out my weave glue with MAYONAISE.
She made a fake elevator, which she trapped us (Kurt and Blaine) in. And then pumped airborne drugs through the vents and built a small robot that forced us to kiss while it watched and made noises.
She put a live bear in my house.
Sue Sylvester came all the way to New York City to see me in my opening night on Broadway, 'Funny Girl', just so that she could walk out halfway through and have sex all over my apartment.
JHJoe Hart
She cut my dreads off.
GRGeraldo Rivera
Why does she hate the glee club so much? Do you have any explanation?
She's had it out for the glee club from the very beginning. Before we were around, the Cheerios were the stars of this school. And then we showed up and she's never forgiven us for stealing her thunder.
Geraldo Rivera, this is an OUTRAGE! Th-this is slander! These are all lies orchestrated by one Will Schuester! JUDAS!
GRGeraldo Rivera
This may come as a surprise to you, Sue, but it was not Will Schuester who tipped us off. It was someone else. It was Becky Jackson.
S6 E11We Built This Glee Club
Well, Jesse St. James. (Jesse hums, smirking pleased) What you're doing here?
I'm fromhere, remember? And I'm just in town for a couple of days, my mom's getting a tummy tuck and a little eye-work done, so I thought she could use a little help around the house. The real question is, Rachel Berry, what are you doing here?
What... I'm coaching the glee club! Yeah, we're-we're cramming for sectionals right now, so...
Well, I heard you were offered a new role in the Russell Simmons' musical opposite one of Broadway's hottest up-and-coming young actors, but that the producers are still waiting to hear back from you.
Wait, how do you know that?
Because I am the hot up-and-coming young actor you're going to play opposite of.
(obviously excited) You're playing Tino?!
The Iraqi war vet who was discharged for covering the American embassy with the graffiti that he used to make him a famous Philly street artist and when he comes home, crippled with PTSD, it's only his love of hip-hop that can save his life? (Rachel nods, grinning) Yeah.
Rachel, it's really fun to come home every now and again and coach a glee club or, in my case, help your mom use her grabber tool to pull a box of cereal off the top of the fridge, but you and I both know that you belong on Broadway. You need to get your ass back to New York.
Thank you for your input. I really appreciate your opinion. I just... I have to make this decision on my own.
Fair enough. I know that you'll make the right decision. I just... We make really great music together, Rachel. We always have. Think about it.
But you know what? We got bigger fish to fry now, Berry. You, me, the footlights of Broadway. I don't know if you've found an apartment yet to live in New York, but, uh, you can always stay at mine until you find one. No strings attached, of course, he said flitartiously.
I turned down the part and I decided to go back to NYADA. I think I was afraid that going back to college would be a step backwards, but I think it's a step in the right direction. (Jesse hums thoughtfully) So... Don't be mad. You're mad.
No, I'm not mad. Sad that I won't be spending every night onstage with Rachel Berry, absolutely, but I'm proud of you. You went with your gut. You didn't take the easy road back to Broadway. And you know what I think? NYADA better watch out, cause the Berry is back.
(chuckles, stands up and hugs Jesse.) Thank you so much for understanding. And I will be there on your opening night, so you better not screw up, because I'll have an egg in my purse with your name on it.
Oh, wow! You're really not gonna let me live that down, are you?
No.
Well, maybe I can make it up to you because, you know, you're gonna be in New York and I'm gonna be in New York, so we're bound to run in each other.
I mean, we're bound to, yeah.
I mean, I think it's inevitable.
I'd like that.
All right, I'm gonna go. I'll see you soon.
Mashup
If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
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