Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.
S5 E5The End of Twerk
I hate to say it, but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of "don't belongs."
I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.
I've kind of been going through hell the past month and I just needed something to snap out of it.
S5 E7Puppet Master
BBree
Let me hit you with the blunt instrument of reality, Puckerman. You're still you, a douchey playboy who's going to spend the rest of his life dealing with one mess after another as long as he lives. One of these days, you are going to knock someone up, and I feel bad for whoever has to have a child who shares your DNA.
[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.
Looks like somebody's manstrating.
S5 E8Previously Unaired Christmas
Are we all set in there?
If by all set, do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.
S5 E9Frenemies
I hate you both.
You always get everything you want and I get nothing!
I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.
S5 E10Trio
You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.
S5 E11City of Angels
Do you seriously have no idea who that is? Do none of you read the show choir blogs?
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