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[to Quinn] I know you're giving her up, but before you do I think you should name her Beth. If you'll let me, I'd really like to be there when she's born. I'd really like to meet her.
“Theatricality” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (9), Puck (7), Tina Cohen-Chang (6), Finn Hudson (5), Rachel Berry (4), Will Schuester (4), Brittany Pierce (3), Quinn Fabray (3)
So go on. Hit me.
I believe I will.
Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky about harassing me without damaging my Gaga outfit?
Are you serious? Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? They already think we're boyfriends.
I thought the boys KISS number was good, although the lyrics left something to be desired.
Finn kept sticking his tongue out and I couldn't stop picturing him licking things. It was disturbing.
(about giving her up as a baby) Did you ever regret it?
CMs. Corcoran
Yes. Then no. Then so much.
W-When did you realize it was the right time for me to find you?
CMs. Corcoran
I saw you sing at sectionals. You were extraordinary. You were me.
[to Kurt] Are you freaking insane?
I don't wanna have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man!
And what "stuff" are you referring to?
You know what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. Well, can't you just accept that I'm not like you?
I have accepted that.
No, you haven't. You think I don't see the way you stare at me, how flirty you get? You think I don't know why yow got so excited that we were gonna be moving in together?
It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!
Okay, good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp. And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover…
(coming downstairs) Hey! What did you just call him?
Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
If you use that word, you're talking about him.
Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way.
Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. (to Finn) You use the "N" word?
Of course not.
How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Becky-no. She's my friend, she's got Down syndrome. I'd never call her that. That's cruel.
But you think it's okay to come into my house and say "faggy"?
That's not what I meant.
I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice, we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. Shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kind of, you know, came into the world knowing what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't - you can't stay here.
(softly) Dad!
I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her. But my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around here. (to Kurt) This is our home, Kurt. (to Finn) He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want; not under my roof.
When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
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