Lucas Friar quotes from Girl Meets World

Lucas Friar

Thank you for the video. That wasn't what I expected to see.

Riley Matthews

No more going home for the weekends?

Lucas Friar

[pause] I am home.

Cory Matthews

Lucas! Why are you the only one here that didn't say "I'm sorry?"

Lucas Friar

'Cause I never do anything.

Cory Matthews

No, because you respect the rules. Because you know without them, civilization becomes chaos. The rest of you are gonna spend the afternoon thinking about that, with the exception of Lucas the Good.

Lucas Friar

Aw, boy. Is that gonna stick?

Maya Hart

I'm already making T-shirts.

Lucas Friar

Maya, if there's no good kids out here noticing us, what's the point?

Maya Hart

[pulls Lucas in by his shirt collar, so they are face to face] You questioning my leadership, Hopalong?

Lucas Friar

Okay, these names you're calling me are killing my street cred.

Maya Hart

Aw. Then what would you like me to call you?

Lucas Friar

[deep voice] I'd like you to call me Mad Dog.

Maya Hart

You don't seem like a Mad Dog to me.

Lucas Friar

Then what do I seem like to you?

Maya Hart

You know that lamb that Mary had?

Lucas Friar

I don't like the way that this is going.

Lucas Friar

Why don't you elect people who care enough to make things better?

Cory Matthews

I like to think I do every time I vote. But the truth is, I'm not responsible for the quality of people running for office.

Riley Matthews

How are these people even chosen?

Cory Matthews

Well, the parties choose the best candidates they can come up with.

Eric Matthews

I am running for senator of the great state of New York, and I need your votes!

Riley Matthews

Kids don't vote.

Eric Matthews

Then, aww.

Cory Matthews

Everybody close your books, it's the end of the world.

Eric Matthews

I'm really dizzy. I've done this in every classroom!

Maya Hart

Where's Garaboski?

Lucas Friar

Uh oh.

Riley Matthews

Did we do it?

Farkle Minkus

Did we finally break him?

Cory Matthews

[walks in] You broke him!

Cory Matthews

Quiet! Mr. Garaboski retired yesterday.

Cory Matthews

Quiet! The guy survives Vietnam *and* *Mrs.* Garaboski, and he can't get past you. Now, he left a letter here that expressed his feelings. "Dear you little"- okay, I can't read this.

Lucas Friar

He always talked about the good old days, before 1985.

Riley Matthews

What happened in 1985?

Farkle Minkus

That was the year the New York Board of Education said you couldn't hit a kid with a ruler.

Farkle Minkus

Every sport is the same. Being good at sports is just a matter of physics.

Lucas Friar

Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing with America's least favorite thing!

Farkle Minkus

I've never even understood this game. You run around the bases and try to get home, right?

Lucas Friar

Yeah.

Farkle Minkus

Well, why do you need the other bases?

Lucas Friar

Because you can't get home until you've run all of them.

Farkle Minkus

But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.

Lucas Friar

You wanna get rid of the bases?

Farkle Minkus

Yeah, game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics.

Maya Hart

Why are you my second, Huckleberry? Shouldn't you be over there with Riley?

Lucas Friar

Well, it was decided that if things get out of hand, I was the best choice to... contain you.

Maya Hart

Oh, you think you can?

Lucas Friar

Yeah, but I'll probably pay for it pretty good.

Cory Matthews

[pointing at his drawing of a light bulb] Who invented this?

Farkle Minkus

Thomas Edison, the Wizard of Menlo Park.

Cory Matthews

After how many tries?

Lucas Friar

Six!

Cory Matthews

No! Anyone think he invented it after his first try?

Lucas Friar

I do!

Cory Matthews

No!

Lucas Friar

All right, I was trying something, and now I'm going back to the way things were.

Farkle Minkus

Why didn't he invent the lightbulb on his first try?

'Cause it was dark! [pats Lucas on the shoulder] Got your back.

Maya Hart

What's the difference between riding a sheep and riding a bull?

Lucas Friar

DEATH! Death is the difference!

Farkle Minkus

You won't do anything to me 'cause I'm a New York intellectual and you don't wanna be a cliche.

...Lucas, fetch me my shotgun.

Lucas Friar

Okay!

Lucas Friar

Brother and sister. Riley and I are brother and sister now. What does that even mean?

What does anything mean out the mouth of a girl?

Farkle Minkus

[reading his "forgiveness note"] "Dear Farkle, I forgive you for ruining every single movie we've ever seen together." How do I ruin every single movie?

Ah, read mine. Read mine.

Farkle Minkus

(reads) "I forgive you for figuring out the end of every movie and shouting it out before it happens."

Because, see, we don't want to know.

Farkle Minkus

I just want to share my abilities with my friends.

Lucas Friar

We don't want your abilities.

Your abilities make us want to hurt you.

Farkle Minkus

(talks to Maya and Riley as they leave Mr. Matthews' classroom) Riley, Maya, movie with me?

Riley Matthews

Are you crazy?

Maya Hart

Never again.

Riley Matthews

"She dies!"

Maya Hart

"He blows up!"

Riley Matthews

"She's the killer."

Maya Hart

"Nobody gets out of Monkey Town."

Riley Matthews

Are you crazy?

Maya Hart

Hurt you.

Farkle Minkus

(to Lucas and Zay) Well, thank you for forgiving me. Do you think we could still go to the movies if I stop telling you what happens next?

Lucas Friar

Do you think you can?

Farkle Minkus

Of course I can. "Oh, let's give him one more chance." "Hey!" Then you chase me, and then I scream.

Oh, let's give him one more chance.

Lucas Friar

Hey!

Farkle Minkus

It's just too much fun! Ahh! (Lucas and Zay chase Farkle)

Topanga Matthews

You don't think I can do this, do you?

I think that you are Topanga Matthews, attorney at law, and that might perhaps color the way that you deal with customers, who I don't even think will believe that you're a waitress.

Topanga Matthews

I could be a fine waitress. And what will you have, sir?

Yeah, give me the cheesecake.

Topanga Matthews

You want to try that a different way, chief?

Farkle Minkus

[about Isadora] You can say whatever you want. She's mine.

Lucas Friar

Tell her that!

Do you give in to your feelings or let your mind rule over your heart?

Maya Hart

I follow my heart. It gets me into trouble.

Farkle Minkus

What about you, Riley?

Riley Matthews

My mind tells me to do what's right.

Can anyone answer which is more valuable to follow?

Lucas Friar

It depends on the situation.

No, it doesn't.

Lucas Friar

[shouting] Just taking a shot!

Very passionate.

Lucas Friar

Thank you!

...And that's where we run into trouble.

Lucas Friar

You set me up!