Farkle Minkus quotes from Girl Meets World

Farkle Minkus

Don't worry, Riley, Pluto will always be a planet in my room.

Farkle Minkus

We are somehow surrounded by the people we need in our lives. They're right in front of me. I can see them. I don't know how it happened that the four of us are here together in this place at this time right now. That part is a mystery to me. But I'm grateful that it happened.

Farkle Minkus

[to Lucas] If Smackle is into you, I won't take it out on you. I'll just make a clone of you and do terrible things to the clone.

Lucas Friar

Hey, this isn't so different from Texas. Look, there's a pony.

Farkle Minkus

That's a rat.

Farkle Minkus

School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for Dance Numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me, me and you. When you're not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. So you may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Maya Hart

Yeah, none of this is happening.

Farkle Minkus

Well, may I have one dance with each of you?

Riley Matthews

Sure.

Farkle Minkus

Ha! That's all I wanted. You just got played by Farkle.

Lucas Friar

Farkle, what are you doing? This is "Romeo and Juliet".

Farkle Minkus

Well, now it's "Romeo and Juliet and Farkle". I play Farkle.

Lucas Friar

Your name is Farkle Minkus?

Farkle Minkus

Don't wear it out.

Lucas Friar

I don't know how you could.

So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?

Farkle Minkus

[whispering to Riley and Maya] Please?

Riley Matthews

Yes, sir, it's us.

Maya Hart

I'm not doing it. [Riley gives her a nudge; she sighs] Yes, sir, it is us. We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough to become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby Minkii.

Riley Matthews

Whatcha lookin' at?

Maya Hart

Art book. Miss Kossal gave it to me. It's got all the best artists and their best paintings. It's amazing... and depressing.

Farkle Minkus

She's trying to motivate you.

Maya Hart

Ain't workin'! Look at these. I could never do anything near this. These people have all got something to say.

Lucas Friar

Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.

Maya Hart

You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.

Farkle Minkus

All right, let's go out there and make some money! Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeze!

Cory Matthews

Those are your values, Farkle?

Farkle Minkus

What else should a company value but profits?

Lucas Friar

Well, if I had a company, I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.

Farkle Minkus

You are everything that's wrong with this country.

Farkle Minkus

Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.

Riley Matthews

Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.

Maya Hart

You must have eaten one of ours.

Cory Matthews

You wanna spend the rest of your life scared?

Farkle Minkus

I was planning on it, sir.

Farkle Minkus

Why are you screaming? You scared us.

Maya Hart

What are you guys doing here?

Lucas Friar

We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd say hi.

Riley Matthews

In the middle of the night?

Lucas Friar

It's a quarter after seven.

Riley Matthews

Then why'd you have me go to sleep, Maya?

Maya Hart

Trying to put myself out of my misery.

Cory Matthews

See this? "The Family Game. The game for families." Not "The Friends Game. A game for friends." I saw that game. I didn't buy that game. I bought this one. Because I used to have a family.

Topanga Matthews

Will you stop?

Cory Matthews

How could she choose her friends over us? I mean, did they burp her? Did they change her diapers?

Farkle Minkus

We haven't yet, but we will when she's old.

Cory Matthews

Oh, Farkle! Where'd you get the cannon?

Farkle Minkus

From my cannon guy.