Shawn Hunter quotes from Girl Meets World

Shawn Hunter

Hey, Mrs. Cory.

Topanga Matthews

Hey, Mr. Cory.

Shawn Hunter

Cor, this is real life, not a TV show. I'm not your wacky neighbor.

Cory Matthews

But, you could be!

Topanga Matthews

Wait a minute, who let you in?

Shawn Hunter

I have a key.

Topanga Matthews

[to Cory] You gave him a key?

Cory Matthews

[to Topanga] Fine, I'll give you a key.

Cory Matthews

You know, a little discipline isn't a bad thing, Maya.

Maya Hart

Oh, thanks, Mr. Matthews, I'll ponder on that.

Shawn Hunter

I'm sorry, what?

Shawn Hunter

Yeah, just because you do the same weird gesture twice, doesn't mean I get it.

Riley Matthews

There can't be two Rileys, just like there can't be two Mayas. For the world to work, there need to be one Riley and one Maya.

Shawn Hunter

I know that language. That's Topanganese.

Maya Hart

[to Shawn, who has just married her mother] Am I your daughter now?

Shawn Hunter

Well, that's what I'd like to think of you as, if that's okay.

Maya Hart

That's the most okay thing that's ever happened to me.