Lucas Friar quotes from Girl Meets World

Lucas Friar

Maya, you are the most secure person in this room. You have a great life! Why would you change? I mean okay, not great life... I mean, your family life could, you know, be better, but... uh, at least at school you're uh... you're here a lot!

Lucas Friar

Sometimes it's just a little bag of bubble gum. But if the right person gives it to you, then it's gold.

Lucas Friar

Hey, this isn't so different from Texas. Look, there's a pony.

Farkle Minkus

That's a rat.

Lucas Friar

Sir, if I might take a different position?

Cory Matthews

Yeah, save me, Mr. Friar, do I go too far?

Lucas Friar

Always, sir.

Lucas Friar

Riley?

Riley Matthews

Lucas?

Lucas Friar

I've never told this to anybody before.

Riley Matthews

Yeah?

Lucas Friar

I think someday I might like to be a veterinarian.

Riley Matthews

[disappointed] That's cool, too.

Riley Matthews

You know what the easiest thing about having friends is?

Lucas Friar

What?

Riley Matthews

Sometimes all you have to do is trust them.

Lucas Friar

Farkle, what are you doing? This is "Romeo and Juliet".

Farkle Minkus

Well, now it's "Romeo and Juliet and Farkle". I play Farkle.

Lucas Friar

Your name is Farkle Minkus?

Farkle Minkus

Don't wear it out.

Lucas Friar

I don't know how you could.

Maya Hart

[about Smackle] She was using you to make Farkle jealous.

Lucas Friar

Wow. That's a new one.

Lucas Friar

[opens a wrapped up package] "Get-out-of-detention-free."

Maya Hart

Oh, I could use one of those! Give me that, and I won't call you Ranger Rick all week.

Lucas Friar

Here you go.

Maya Hart

Thanks, Ranger Roy.

Lucas Friar

Let me guess. Ranger Roy is filling in for Ranger Rick?

Maya Hart

All week.

Cory Matthews

I'm talkin' about the 60's, man!

Riley Matthews

Nobody cares about when you were our age.

Cory Matthews

Riley, it was over fifty years ago. How old do you guys think I am?

Lucas Friar

There's no right answer to this, sir.

Riley Matthews

Whatcha lookin' at?

Maya Hart

Art book. Miss Kossal gave it to me. It's got all the best artists and their best paintings. It's amazing... and depressing.

Farkle Minkus

She's trying to motivate you.

Maya Hart

Ain't workin'! Look at these. I could never do anything near this. These people have all got something to say.

Lucas Friar

Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.

Maya Hart

You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.

Farkle Minkus

All right, let's go out there and make some money! Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeze!

Cory Matthews

Those are your values, Farkle?

Farkle Minkus

What else should a company value but profits?

Lucas Friar

Well, if I had a company, I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.

Farkle Minkus

You are everything that's wrong with this country.

Farkle Minkus

Why are you screaming? You scared us.

Maya Hart

What are you guys doing here?

Lucas Friar

We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd say hi.

Riley Matthews

In the middle of the night?

Lucas Friar

It's a quarter after seven.

Riley Matthews

Then why'd you have me go to sleep, Maya?

Maya Hart

Trying to put myself out of my misery.

Maya Hart

I will never get to you, will I?

Lucas Friar

No. But I sure do appreciate the effort.