Riley Matthews quotes from Girl Meets World

Riley Matthews

Hey! Lucas and I are friends. That's what we are, that's what we've always been. And we are not going to hurt that because you guys want us to be something we're not. So go back to your own lives, because nobody is moving too fast.

Riley Matthews

Today is the best day ever. Peaches! Oh, my gosh. I have never felt better in my life. Let's go rob a bank!

Riley Matthews

It all started with Eve. Women have been treated as second-class citizens ever since. Thank goodness for strong women like Queen Elizabeth, then Susan B. Anthony helped get women the vote, and then Betty Friedan wrote The Feminine Mystique, and then Riley Matthews refused to drop the marble, and then here we are.

Riley Matthews

Dad, you have a choice here. You can either understand that this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria...

Cory Matthews

I'm gonna do whatever you say next.

Riley Matthews

This is so innocent.

Cory Matthews

Honey, fathers don't see anything as innocent. We see it as... what's the opposite of innocent?

Maya Hart

[raising her hand] Right here!

Lucas Friar

Riley?

Riley Matthews

Lucas?

Lucas Friar

I've never told this to anybody before.

Riley Matthews

Yeah?

Lucas Friar

I think someday I might like to be a veterinarian.

Riley Matthews

[disappointed] That's cool, too.

Riley Matthews

You know what the easiest thing about having friends is?

Lucas Friar

What?

Riley Matthews

Sometimes all you have to do is trust them.

Farkle Minkus

School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for Dance Numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me, me and you. When you're not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. So you may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Maya Hart

Yeah, none of this is happening.

Farkle Minkus

Well, may I have one dance with each of you?

Riley Matthews

Sure.

Farkle Minkus

Ha! That's all I wanted. You just got played by Farkle.

Topanga Matthews

Wait, your dance is Friday?

Riley Matthews

You're doing that thing with your voice.

Topanga Matthews

But Friday is the last night of the Coney Island Cyclone.

Riley Matthews

But it's our first dance! And Dad takes me to ride the rollercoaster a bunch of times, right?

Topanga Matthews

Your father thinks of it as a tradition.

Riley Matthews

How bad is this?

Topanga Matthews

Your father thinks of it as the reason he wakes up in the morning.

Riley Matthews

Maybe he won't remember it this year.

Cory Matthews

[bursting through the door] Three days 'til Cyclone Day!

Topanga Matthews

When is my birthday?

Cory Matthews

148 days from Cyclone Day!

Topanga Matthews

[to Riley] Good luck to you.

Riley Matthews

Where did you get that locket?

Maya Hart

France.

Riley Matthews

You went to France?

Maya Hart

Si, señor.

So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?

Farkle Minkus

[whispering to Riley and Maya] Please?

Riley Matthews

Yes, sir, it's us.

Maya Hart

I'm not doing it. [Riley gives her a nudge; she sighs] Yes, sir, it is us. We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough to become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby Minkii.

Cory Matthews

I'm talkin' about the 60's, man!

Riley Matthews

Nobody cares about when you were our age.

Cory Matthews

Riley, it was over fifty years ago. How old do you guys think I am?

Lucas Friar

There's no right answer to this, sir.

Riley Matthews

Whatcha lookin' at?

Maya Hart

Art book. Miss Kossal gave it to me. It's got all the best artists and their best paintings. It's amazing... and depressing.

Farkle Minkus

She's trying to motivate you.

Maya Hart

Ain't workin'! Look at these. I could never do anything near this. These people have all got something to say.

Lucas Friar

Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.

Maya Hart

You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.

Farkle Minkus

Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.

Riley Matthews

Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.

Maya Hart

You must have eaten one of ours.

Farkle Minkus

Why are you screaming? You scared us.

Maya Hart

What are you guys doing here?

Lucas Friar

We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd say hi.

Riley Matthews

In the middle of the night?

Lucas Friar

It's a quarter after seven.

Riley Matthews

Then why'd you have me go to sleep, Maya?

Maya Hart

Trying to put myself out of my misery.

Riley Matthews

Why didn't you wake me? It's electives day. The earlier we sign up, the better the chance we have of getting all the good ones.

Topanga Matthews

I tried to wake you up three times.

Riley Matthews

You know I don't think you're serious until six times.