Maya Hart quotes from Girl Meets World

Maya Hart

My voice is still my voice, Riley. You're gonna need to show me a lot more than clothes and hair and a boy before I believe that it isn't.

Riley Matthews

Dad, you have a choice here. You can either understand that this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria...

Cory Matthews

I'm gonna do whatever you say next.

Riley Matthews

This is so innocent.

Cory Matthews

Honey, fathers don't see anything as innocent. We see it as... what's the opposite of innocent?

Maya Hart

[raising her hand] Right here!

Farkle Minkus

School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for Dance Numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me, me and you. When you're not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. So you may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Maya Hart

Yeah, none of this is happening.

Farkle Minkus

Well, may I have one dance with each of you?

Riley Matthews

Sure.

Farkle Minkus

Ha! That's all I wanted. You just got played by Farkle.

Riley Matthews

Where did you get that locket?

Maya Hart

France.

Riley Matthews

You went to France?

Maya Hart

Si, señor.

So these are the two ladies you tell me keep chasing you, huh?

Farkle Minkus

[whispering to Riley and Maya] Please?

Riley Matthews

Yes, sir, it's us.

Maya Hart

I'm not doing it. [Riley gives her a nudge; she sighs] Yes, sir, it is us. We hope that one day one of us will be lucky enough to become the future Mrs. Farkle Minkus and have a lot of baby Minkii.

Maya Hart

[about Smackle] She was using you to make Farkle jealous.

Lucas Friar

Wow. That's a new one.

Lucas Friar

[opens a wrapped up package] "Get-out-of-detention-free."

Maya Hart

Oh, I could use one of those! Give me that, and I won't call you Ranger Rick all week.

Lucas Friar

Here you go.

Maya Hart

Thanks, Ranger Roy.

Lucas Friar

Let me guess. Ranger Roy is filling in for Ranger Rick?

Maya Hart

All week.

Riley Matthews

Whatcha lookin' at?

Maya Hart

Art book. Miss Kossal gave it to me. It's got all the best artists and their best paintings. It's amazing... and depressing.

Farkle Minkus

She's trying to motivate you.

Maya Hart

Ain't workin'! Look at these. I could never do anything near this. These people have all got something to say.

Lucas Friar

Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.

Maya Hart

You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.

Farkle Minkus

Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.

Riley Matthews

Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.

Maya Hart

You must have eaten one of ours.

Farkle Minkus

Why are you screaming? You scared us.

Maya Hart

What are you guys doing here?

Lucas Friar

We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd say hi.

Riley Matthews

In the middle of the night?

Lucas Friar

It's a quarter after seven.

Riley Matthews

Then why'd you have me go to sleep, Maya?

Maya Hart

Trying to put myself out of my misery.

Cory Matthews

Gandhi. What'd he do?

Maya Hart

Freed Ireland.

Cory Matthews

Try again.

Maya Hart

Freed Ireland.

Cory Matthews

Freed India.

Maya Hart

Before or after he freed Ireland?

Maya Hart

I will never get to you, will I?

Lucas Friar

No. But I sure do appreciate the effort.

Riley Matthews

Well, another year we're not going to be cheerleaders.

Maya Hart

Why do you make me do these things? Pom-poms are stupid and pyramids made of humans freak me out. [pointing to her legs] And what are these?

Riley Matthews

These are your legs.

Maya Hart

Have you ever seen anything so white?

Riley Matthews

One time, when I looked into the sun.

Topanga Matthews

Okay, look, Riley, your father and I gave you a 7:00 curfew because we knew that even when you got all rebellious you'd still be home by 7:30.

Maya Hart

What?

Riley Matthews

[embarrassed] Yeah.

Topanga Matthews

So when you come in here at 7:07 acting all dangerous, it's hard... [cracks up] I'm sorry. I can't even keep a straight face.

Riley Matthews

What are you laughing at? I'm outta control!

Cory Matthews

Maya, you couldn't keep her out any later than that? I mean, what kind of bad influence are you?

Maya Hart

You're right. I gotta up my game.

Riley Matthews

So you're feeling better about my Uncle Josh?

Maya Hart

No, that's just another lump of coal I'll bury deep in my dungeon of sadness, next to my daddy issues and ballerina dreams.

Topanga Matthews

Maya, I didn't know that you dreamed of being a ballerina.

Maya Hart

I don't. I dream of ballerinas kicking me with their point toes while they're stabbing me in the face with their bun heads.

Topanga Matthews

Oh. Well, you look great.