Eric Matthews quotes from Girl Meets World

Auggie Matthews

Uncle Eric, how come you look like this?

Cory Matthews

Because they elected him mayor.

Riley Matthews

Who would do that?

Topanga Matthews

The good people of Stupidtown.

Eric Matthews

It's not pronounced Stupidtown!

Topanga Matthews

How is it pronounced?

Eric Matthews

St. Upidtown!

Topanga Matthews

Oh. How St. Upid of me.

Eric Matthews

Now, which one of you is Riley's friend Malisha?

Maya Hart

It's Maya.

Eric Matthews

Oh, okay. So, what are you fighting about?

Maya Hart

She didn't take my side.

Riley Matthews

I couldn't take her side based on what was said, which is the problem with this whole thing, 'cause Maya is making too big of a deal of what was said.

Eric Matthews

Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Now, which one was she?

Lucas Friar

Why don't you elect people who care enough to make things better?

Cory Matthews

I like to think I do every time I vote. But the truth is, I'm not responsible for the quality of people running for office.

Riley Matthews

How are these people even chosen?

Cory Matthews

Well, the parties choose the best candidates they can come up with.

Eric Matthews

I am running for senator of the great state of New York, and I need your votes!

Riley Matthews

Kids don't vote.

Eric Matthews

Then, aww.

Cory Matthews

Everybody close your books, it's the end of the world.

Eric Matthews

I'm really dizzy. I've done this in every classroom!

Eric Matthews

They played me. I'm just supposed to lose.

Supposed to.

Riley Matthews

Like Kennedy was.

Maya Hart

Or Nixon.

Eric Matthews

Yeah, but those guys weren't real!