Farkle Minkus and Lucas Friar in “Unfinished Business”

Farkle Minkus

I've never even understood this game. You run around the bases and try to get home, right?

Lucas Friar

Yeah.

Farkle Minkus

Well, why do you need the other bases?

Lucas Friar

Because you can't get home until you've run all of them.

Farkle Minkus

But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.

Lucas Friar

You wanna get rid of the bases?

Farkle Minkus

Yeah, game's over sooner and we can all get back to physics.