Cory Matthews quotes from Girl Meets World

Cory Matthews

Ooh, seventh grade party. I didn't get invited to a lot of those.

Cory Matthews

The clothes look nice, Maya. But it's the hope that looks great on you.

Cory Matthews

I got this judgey thing down. I got the hang of punishing people and I like it.

Cory Matthews

Now, the most important thing you can do in life is give people a reason to remember you. The people who do that are the ones we study in here. So, your last assignment from me and for yourselves is to figure out what you will give back.

Cory Matthews

Why do I have to be here? Do you know what kind of a schlup this is? Is this even a place? My GPS said "end of the world" forty miles ago!

Riley Matthews

Dad, you have a choice here. You can either understand that this is just a boy talking to me in the cafeteria...

Cory Matthews

I'm gonna do whatever you say next.

Riley Matthews

This is so innocent.

Cory Matthews

Honey, fathers don't see anything as innocent. We see it as... what's the opposite of innocent?

Maya Hart

[raising her hand] Right here!

Lucas Friar

Sir, if I might take a different position?

Cory Matthews

Yeah, save me, Mr. Friar, do I go too far?

Lucas Friar

Always, sir.

Topanga Matthews

Wait, your dance is Friday?

Riley Matthews

You're doing that thing with your voice.

Topanga Matthews

But Friday is the last night of the Coney Island Cyclone.

Riley Matthews

But it's our first dance! And Dad takes me to ride the rollercoaster a bunch of times, right?

Topanga Matthews

Your father thinks of it as a tradition.

Riley Matthews

How bad is this?

Topanga Matthews

Your father thinks of it as the reason he wakes up in the morning.

Riley Matthews

Maybe he won't remember it this year.

Cory Matthews

[bursting through the door] Three days 'til Cyclone Day!

Topanga Matthews

When is my birthday?

Cory Matthews

148 days from Cyclone Day!

Topanga Matthews

[to Riley] Good luck to you.

Auggie Matthews

Weird Mommy's cool.

Cory Matthews

Way cool.

Cory Matthews

I'm talkin' about the 60's, man!

Riley Matthews

Nobody cares about when you were our age.

Cory Matthews

Riley, it was over fifty years ago. How old do you guys think I am?

Lucas Friar

There's no right answer to this, sir.

Farkle Minkus

All right, let's go out there and make some money! Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeze!

Cory Matthews

Those are your values, Farkle?

Farkle Minkus

What else should a company value but profits?

Lucas Friar

Well, if I had a company, I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.

Farkle Minkus

You are everything that's wrong with this country.

Cory Matthews

You wanna spend the rest of your life scared?

Farkle Minkus

I was planning on it, sir.

Cory Matthews

You know, it's a funny thing about teachers. People don't often realize that without the lesson, without the education, no one will learn anything at all. There would be no gruff, no progress, there would be no doctors, or lawyers, or anything at all, really. In fact, when you think about it, teachers are the foundation of the whole country. Our whole world! Teachers should be appreciated, and never forgotten. (looks up to find everyone has left except Harley)

I appreciate you, Baboon. Now get out of here so I can go home.

Cory Matthews

Gandhi. What'd he do?

Maya Hart

Freed Ireland.

Cory Matthews

Try again.

Maya Hart

Freed Ireland.

Cory Matthews

Freed India.

Maya Hart

Before or after he freed Ireland?

Give me your lunch money!

Cory Matthews

I'm a teacher. I don't have any.