Lucas Friar quotes from Girl Meets World

Cory Matthews

Riley's looking for the best in people, right?

Lucas Friar

Yes! Would you tell her to stop?

Isadora Smackle

You feel bad about finding out that there are people here bigger than you?

Lucas Friar

No, I expected that. That's not it.

You feel bad 'cause you know it's not gonna be anywhere near as easy as we thought here?

Lucas Friar

Nah, I'm fine with the challenge. That's not it either.

It's about us, isn't it?

Farkle Minkus

Is there an us anymore?

Lucas Friar

That's it.

So look, man, let's go back to Riley and Maya and tell 'em we feel bad.

Lucas Friar

No, I can't do that.

Isadora Smackle

Why not?

Lucas Friar

Because I feel bad!

Lucas Friar

Oh, Butch Cassidy!

Farkle Minkus

Empire Strikes Back.

The Notebook.

Hey, love never dies, man.

Maya Hart

Smackle's the genius in your chemistry class?

Farkle Minkus

Smackle's the genius everywhere.

Well, you're with us now.

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Farkle!

Farkle Minkus

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

You, me, Lucas and Zay. We're better than a triangle. We're a quadrilateral.

Maya Hart

What's that?

Farkle Minkus

It means square. Over here we say square.

Lucas Friar

[about not getting on the football team] It's all right. Baseball's our sport anyway.

Yeah. Lucas was our star in middle school.

Isadora Smackle

What were you?

I was his cute friend.

Farkle Minkus

The soil from volcanoes grows the most beautiful flowers.

Lucas Friar

And deep down, Maya is beautiful.

Riley Matthews

Okay, calm down.

Lucas Friar

You're always such a romantic.

Riley Matthews

I am, I love romance. This triangle needs to die right now.

Maya Hart

What? Why?

Lucas Friar

How? We've tried before.

Riley Matthews

Yeah... but this time there's something stronger. Seasons change. It's nature. Nature knows it's time for the triangle to die.

Lucas Friar

Do you remember when we all first met? In the subway? Then I came into your school, and Riley and I tried to be boyfriend and girlfriend, but we weren't ready for that? So then, you and I tried, and you poured a smoothie on my head?

Maya Hart

Best date ever.

Lucas Friar

She feels bad, man.

I don't care, I want my cookie back.

Farkle Minkus

He's talking chaos theory. A mathematical hypothesis postulating that within our universal complexity any small alterations can have vast repercussions.

Isadora Smackle

You brainiac!

Farkle Minkus

You brainiac!

Cory Matthews

I'm not sure anyone understands what you said. Explain it for the common person.

Farkle Minkus

You do something over here, it can affect what happens over there!

Cory Matthews

Demonstrate.

Farkle Minkus

Over here.

Lucas Friar

Hey!

Farkle Minkus

Over there.

Riley Matthews

It's for science, Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Thanks, Riles.

Maya Hart

Only I call her "Riles"!

Lucas Friar

Okay, Peaches.

Riley Matthews

Only I call her "Peaches"!

You know what else Hollywood loves? Authenticity. So, in the interest of authenticity, D.W. Preminger is going to extend an invitation to the friends of his daughter's imagination, because what could be more Hollywood authentic than holding out false hope to you, who inspired the roles, to audition for the roles of [points at Lucas] Dookus...

Lucas Friar

"Dookus"?

[points at Zay] Zed...

"Zed"?

[points at Farkle] ... and Farkle Poopypants McStupidhead!

Farkle Minkus

[points at Lucas] Ha ha, Dookus!