That damn Sadaharu slobbered all over my Jump!
He’s so cute, slobber and all!
He peed all over Otsuu-chan’s debut CD!
Sadaharu’s cuter than that Otsuu anyway!
When You’re Tired, Eat Something Sour
I’ve come to pay the rent.
What’s all this? There’s probably a camera around here somewhere, isn’t there?
I thought I’d come pay this month’s rent…[camera pans to Sadaharu]
Yes, it’s certainly hot out today.
Please, I’m begging you! Surely this is worth a month’s rent!
I don’t need any Dog of Flanders!
By learning a painful truth, a girl takes the first step towards womanhood, and a geeky fanboy will become a man.
Are you talking about me?! Are you calling me a geeky fanboy?! I’ll never change!
Are you trying to stick me with him?
Well, your sister does have a stalker on her tail, right?
You took care of that, Gin-san!
So I scratch your back, you scratch mine. This’ll work, as far as payment.
Listen to me, dumbass!
[to Sadaharu] Don’t bite me.
We already have one useless, pubescent boy living here, so taking on another would be…
What do you mean, “useless”? And this is a dog!
He certainly looks cute, doesn’t he…
He must be a bio-weapon in the shape of a dog.
So here you are.
What do you want? Shouldn’t you be at work? Trying to find someone to play with?
I’d never ask you to play with me, ever!
I thought we settled our differences when we fought the other day.
Fine! Then we’ll just fight for fun this time!
No way. I’m not giving him to you. Don’t forget that I don’t bend to the will of the Shinsengumi.
Fine, then I’ll bend you to my will, you troglodyte!
Not good. What should we do, Sougou?
Well, Hijikata-san, if you’d just end your sentences with “woof”, then…
No way!
[Gintoki and Shinpachi have been hit by the Assistant driving Prince Hata around.]
What have you done?
AAssistant
Calm down, prince. At any rate, [he jumps into the car's trunk] I have to find a time machine, and…
Hey, you’re the one who has to calm down! Wow, what’s this? [looking at Sadaharu]
AAssistant
What is it, my prince?
Look at this!
AAssistant
Did you find a time machine?
Thanks everyone, for supporting me all this time, but our fight will continue unto eternity!
[After the previews and credits]
GAGintoki as Ginpachi Sensei
Don’t think there’s gonna be an extra bit after every show!
A Dumpling You’ve Chewed and Spit out isn’t a Dumpling Anymore, You Idiot!
Wow, Bankai sure is nice. Maybe I’ll try it.
IKIchigo Kurosaki
Wanna have a go, Gin-san?
Fine. I’ll take you up on that! Uwah! Uh, that’s not right.
IIchigo
Bwah!
Awah!
IIchigo
Dwah! EH??
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