Wow, Bankai sure is nice. Maybe I’ll try it.
IKIchigo Kurosaki
Wanna have a go, Gin-san?
Fine. I’ll take you up on that! Uwah! Uh, that’s not right.
IIchigo
Bwah!
Awah!
IIchigo
Dwah! EH??
[voiceover] Gin-san, Gin-san, did you see the game the other day?
[voiceover] Uh, yeah, I saw it.
It sure was great, wasn’t it?
Yeah. I never thought we’d win.
Win?
Yeah, the World Baseball Classic.
No, I’m talking about the World Cup!
Oh, that.
What do you mean, “oh that”? It’s all anyone’s talking about!
Never mind that. Why’re we airing an anime special when the whole world’s gaga about soccer? An hour long special at that!
Don’t complain. Let’s just get started.
Eh? Who cares if we try to mix things up some? You know what they say, all things change…being the only competitor means being the victor! Don’t get pissed off at me! If you think you can blame me and avoid responsibility, you’re way off! The night is crawling with demons! Listen up! What we need is this! [holds up strawberry milk] Yes, calcium. If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!
No, they won’t! No matter how much calcium you get, you’ll still have broken bones after being hit by a car!
I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.
You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!
What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.
[eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.
That’s my food!
Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.
Oh gross. Sickly sweet!
What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.
Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!
Come on, you’re an adult. Act the part. It’s getting more and more uncomfortable staying here.
Well, a man is always on a journey to find his niche in life.
Don’t act like you’re some kind of philosopher!
Pops, yo! Mom, yo! Hey, hey, ho! I'm looking for a My House and i found a manhole! Can't stand up anymore, I'm tired from my adventure...Where's my house?
Don’t rap it either! What are you singing about anyway?!
Goodness. There’s so many wannabes these days…It’s all because of calcium deficiency.
It looks like we’re not welcome here! It’s like that fall in middle school when Hamaru-kun, who didn’t get mad even if called pimple face or crater boy, went on a rampage when I spoke to him and threw his chair at me!
Who the hell is Hamaru-kun?
We can’t heal you, so if that’s it, I suggest you donate money to a local church. Well, they do it for free sometimes, but I heard from great-grandma…No, I’m sorry! When I said “money”, I meant in this game I’m playing! No! I don’t want my last words to be some lame excuse about a game!
What’s with the sukonbu?
When I hear a sad story, my treats are the refuge of my soul…
It isn’t money or possessions that matter in this life, it’s love!
So this is the state of the youth of today, is it?
Huh? Why are you lecturing me like I’m a spoiled brat?
Is this inheritance worth more than a sukonbu?
More than a whole family pack!
God, you have the memory of a chicken.
OMOld man
But hey, Gintoki, at least pay off your tab! The last time you paid me was 219 days ago. You have to pay for your seaside dumplings from 217 days ago, your mushroom and sweet wine dumplings from 212 days ago, and…
What are you, a kid trying to remember the stops before his train station? You won’t get done before sunset!
OMOld man
Anyway, Gintoki, pay up already. The last time you paid me was 219 days ago, and…
Why don’t you try memorizing pi instead?
OMOld man
Seriously? Pi? Huh? [Gintoki and Kagura run away] Hey! Which do you think is better, names of historical politicians or a mathematical equation?
[to the old man] I bought your damned Jump and Playboy…
[looking at Shinpachi’s outstretched hand] Hmm, you want one of three things. 1: for me to read your palm, 2: to hold your hand, 3: payment for your services. Now, which one is it?
Money, you old bag! Money!
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