[Gintoki and Hijikata have locked swords]
Watch out, Hijikata. [shoots his bazooka] Are you alive, Hijikata-san?
You idiot, are you trying to kill me?!
Damn, missed again, huh?
Missed?! What the hell do you mean, ‘missed’?!
Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won’t appease your conscience and won’t change anything.
Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I’ll pass on that. As long as I’m alive, I’ll live by my own rules. I’ll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.
Gin-chan, I was playing with this [the bomb] and pressed the switch.
This is a nightmare.
It must be.
Come on out. We’ll seriously fire here. Hijikata-san, if we don’t hurry, we’re going to miss our TV drama reruns.
Crap. I forgot to set the VCR. We’d better hurry up here. Prepare to fire!
[Shinpachi, Kagura, and Gintoki burst out of the room]
What are you doing? Stop them!
If you’re going to stop something, stop this bomb! Don’t you have a bomb squad or something?!
[playing shiritori and hot potato with the bomb as they’re running]
Didn’t you say you were good with machines?
N-no way! This is all your fault, Kagura-chan, so you should do something about this!
S-someone said that naturally wavy hair could stop a bomb!
B-bet you could do it, Shinpachi!
I-it’s too bad, but no!
O-over and over!
R-ready for launch!
H-hot potato!
O-oh no! You better take it!
T-thanks, but you’re the bomber!
R-right back at ya!
A-adrian!
Hey, who the hell is Adrian?! I mean, it’s not an uncommon name, but…huh? Ah! There’re only 10 seconds left!
Hurry up! We’ve still got time!
HOHijikata/Okita
TV drama reruns!
We just made it.
Ok.
TATV anchor
We interrupt this broadcast for a special report….
HOHijikata/Okita
Uwaaa!!!!
[After the credits and preview]
CClassmembers
Class 3-Z, Ginpachi-sensei!
Stand. Bow. Take your seats. Well then, open your Gintama volume 1 books. Today, I’d like to address the meaning of Gintama. Anyone know what Gintama means?
[wearing glasses] Me! But Katsura’s hair is in the way, and I can’t see the blackboard.
Zura, I told you to cut your hair. Rip it out.
Sensei, I won’t.
Then I’ll just cut if off.
I’ll sue your pants off.
All right then, let’s continue.
Sensei? Kagura, the A student, is eating her lunch early and holding up her wiener like a trophy.
I’m not eating early. In my country, we always ate hot dogs during class.
Then go home. All right then, back to work.
Sensei? I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke in class.
This isn’t a cigarette. It’s just a lollipop.
Lollipops don’t make any smoke.
No, that’s just cuz it’s so lollied. [takes out the lollipop] All right, we’ll continue tomorrow. I hope you took notes. That’s all.
I’m getting out of here.
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