Did you think you’d get off if you just kept denying it? There’s no way.
Shut up, you useless piece of crap! We explained it all to you idiot, so just shut the hell up and let us outta here! We’ve gotta go somewhere!!
Violent four-eyes.
Come on, quit acting like that.
[outside the police office] I got us off.
Or rather, you threatened them until they let us go.
Well, it’s not that unusual for someone who’s normally timid to go crazy under pressure.
Well whatever. I’m going to take a piss over here.
And I’m gonna take a puke.
Hey, we’re on TV here! Stop it! Come on, they’ll never leave us alone if we deface their station. I’m going home. Come right back, you stupid idiots!
Oh come on. We can’t have a comedic anime without the straight man. All right then, I’ll have to fill in for him…hey, are you really puking?!
Did you think you could get away with a hostage?
[without much emotion] Ooooh no! He’s got me! I’m so scared!
[Gintoki is unperturbed that he is driving a patrol car for an escaped criminal, who has Kagura in the back with him]
Well, that went nicely. But do you really think you can get away with this though?
Just turn here.
Come on, it’s more likely that you’d win the lottery than get out of this country.
[Gintoki, followed by police cars, is driving through an “Akihabara” type city]
Outta the way! Outta the way!
Stop dumbass! Do you really think you can get away?!
Are you saying that I can’t get away? That just makes me want to get away even more!
The suspect is headed towards the terminal. They’ve just passed the moe-moe intersection.
We made it!
Oh shit!
A stroller!
Dad!
[pushing the stroller] We wander the depths of hell, as father and son. We’re in a hurry, so we’ll take our leave.
That stupid wolf. Doesn’t he know cars can’t stop right away?
Everyone! Well, I’d like to thank you for coming to my performanceveryone!
Performanceveryone!
So, don’t mind me. Just have fun, everyonecromancer!
Necromancer!
And now, for my first number, I’d like to sing ‘Your father is a chome-chome’! So listen and enjoy, would youlterior motive?
Ulterior motive!
[Looking at the concert fans]
Good lord, they’re like a cult here. It feels kinda claustrophobic, and it’s smelly…
[Commercial for Otsuu’s single]
The ban on her single’s broadcast has been lifted! Tarakado Otsuu sings on ‘Adult Situations’!
[voiceover] Second single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’, on sale now! [close up] I’ll tear your heart to little bits.
What’s the big selling point of your new single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’?
Well, I’d like everyone to think of the hidden meaning in the term ‘chome-chome.’ It’s kind of a mature theme, so I hope everyone can keep that in mind.
Want some gum?
Who’d eat that kid’s stuff?
The best way to live life a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age.
And so, I’ve come to report to you.
Hey, what happened to your accent?
Kagura-chan!
This is the fourth time I’ve rescued you this month.
What are you doing?
[imitating Otsuu’s end of sentences] That’s my line..backer!
Gin-san!
[imitating Gintoki] Get out of my way..ward soul!
I’m gonna have to cut you to shred..ded beef buffet!
Shinpachi [imitating Gintoki] Wait a minute! I’ll be the one to protect her today..s of our lives!
Well everyone, a lot has happened, but I hope you’ll listen again..ophobia!
Gynophobia!
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