[Talking about Gintoki]
It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.
[Talking about Gintoki’s trustworthiness]
I’ve told you before, he’s not one to trust, Otae-san. No trustworthy man has eyes that look like a dead fish’s eyes.
[Gintoki meets a client at a restaurant]
Want some?
What’s that?
It’s red beans over rice. A Gintoki-don.
T-that’s alright.
Did I really drink so much? My head’s spinning, and everything’s so blurry.
No, it’s an earthquake, isn’t it?
I can’t hold it!
I think I’m going to throw up too. [vomits right behind Gintoki]
Don’t do it there. Go down there a little bit.
How are we going to sneak in?
We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.
Gin-san!
Sorry, Excuse me! [kicks the gate in]
Bunta! Are you trying to be like Bunta?!
[The party enters, and finds a banquet table]
[putting his hand near a food dish] It’s still warm. There were people here a minute ago.
That’s true it’s nice and warm. [Camera pans to Gintoki and Kagura eating the food]
Is this meat really meat? It’s so tender!
Oi, why are you eating?
Well, it’s not good to waste food, is it?
And there’ll be fewer leftovers!
[A cage comes down over the table and the party is trapped. Gintoki addresses the villains]
But hey, you guys, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves for laying such a stupid trap?
Aren’t you ashamed for being caught in it?
I’m ok with it since I can eat such great chow!
Elizabeth-san! Why are you here?
So then Zura’s here too.
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura.
[Katsura gives Gintoki the blueprints]
Ah, no good. I’m bad with technical things.
What do you think after reading that, Gintoki?
I really have no idea.
Then I’ll tell you. They intend to destroy Edo!
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Eh??
They’re going to enjoy Edo?
Destroy it, you dummy!
They’ll use it [a giant earthquake] to destroy Edo!
Oh no!
That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.
Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!
Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!
[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?
[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!
[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!
Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.
[The villains have explained that the Shinsengumi fighting them would be going against territorial law]
Territorial law, huh?
Dammit! [looks at Hijikata] But…what’s territorial law?
BBuu
If you really want to get into the house, then come back with the proper paperwork.
Wahahaha!
[to Okita] Hey, what are you doing?
[aiming for the house with his bazooka] Well, if this house no longer exists, we can go inside, right?
Who are you? Ikkyuu-san?
[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter]
Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!
[the guy Gintoki taunted about playing tetris steps in front of Gintoki]
GGuy
Wait! I’ve wanted to settle our score!
Don’t go thinking you’re my rival, you circus freak!
[Gintoki addresses Katoken, the client]
Don’t run away! You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!
Change?
You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!
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