[To Gintoki]
Who the hell are you, daring to defy the sword prohibition?
Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!
What are you doing? Do you know who we are?
You know, my doctor said that I eat too many sweets, so I can only have one of those a week! [he knocks out the remaining two amanto]
This is no good. I need my fix, man.
Hey, hey! How dare you make me your scapegoat, you bastard! My life is ruined because of you!
What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That’s all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.
Shut up! I ran from the police!
[Otae starts beating up Shinpachi because he isn’t working]
Stop! It’s that guy’s fault that this is…Ah! Wait you!
[riding away on his motor scooter] Sorry, but I’m gonna watch a TV drama rerun at 4.
[To Shinpachi]
Was your sister raised by gorillas?
Does a child need a reason to protect something his parents loved?
[The money lender has come for Shinpachi and Otae’s Father’s debt]
Just give me my money, and quick! I’ve got to get it quick so I can watch my TV drama!
[The money lender is about to hit Otae]
Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
Damn that sister of mine! She’s always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!
Your Dad was bald?
Well, only in the sense of his personality. Hey you’re still here? [Gintoki is frosting a cake] What the hell are you doing, cooking at a time like this?!
Well, I can’t go long without sweets, you see.
Then make something simpler!
[Shinpachi is talking about the difference between him and his father]
I want to live more elegantly.
That’s nice, but I just can’t see you being elegant.
A samurai doesn’t need a reason to do what’s right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.
[Gintoki and Shinpachi are riding on the motor scooter to save Otae]
She’s going to launch soon. Can’t this thing go any faster?
Well you see, safety first. And it would hurt to fall.
Is this the time for that?? My sister’s going to be in high-leg shabu-shabu hell!
[in patrol car behind them] Hey you with no helmet: stop right there!
What are you talking about? Do I really need a helmet in this day and age?
[coming up beside Gintoki] Ok, but it’ll really hurt if you fall, you see. I’m worried about you.
It’s all right. I’ve got a hard head.
What’s that? That kind of attitude when I’m tryin’ to help you?! I’ll really hurt! A lot!
Shut up, I’m telling you, I have a hard head! [rams into the police car and head buts the policeman]
Ah, I’ve got a nosebleed!
I’m Otae. Please do as you wish with me.
That’s not it! You have to give us more cleavage, dammit!
[grabs the Amanto by the mouth] I’ve never had cleavage.
Oh sorry. You couldn’t do it if you wanted, huh?
[A police car crashes into the brothel ship]
Did the police find out about us?
Don’t worry; this is just a rental car!
I’ll take care of them, so you guys find a lifeboat and get out of here.
What about you?
You just think about protecting your sister. I’ll protect who I want to protect.
Shinji, Go!
It’s Shinpachi, dammit!
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