Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 6
“Go, Bulldogs!” · Season 7, Episode 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Christopher Hayden (5), Rory Gilmore (1)
Parents weekend is for lame-o parents whose kids hate them so they need a school sanctioned event so they all spend some time together.
A professor of geology is giving a tour of the Peabody Museum.
My kid likes me. I can go to Yale anytime I want. 51 weekends of the year is my parent's weekend.
The grass is just not this green. Not outside of Pleasantville it isn't.
...
Maybe they spray painted the grass when they spray painted the trees because there's autumnal foilage and then there's autumnal foilage. It's over the top people!
Do you think they piped in this crisp fall smell?
Hey let's be Laverne & Shirley!
What? No.
Antony and Cleopatra? F. Scott and Zelda? Zinf and del?
I think I'll stick to my own name.
Señor Boring-Pants. Mr. Stick in the Mud? A-capella. A-capella. There's a terrifying number of a-capella jams this weekend.
[On the phone with Rory]
Hey we're here. With bells on. And nothing else. Except leg warmers, rollerskates, and Groucho Marx's glasses...We are near a big brick building and near an old tree.
Tell her we're by the L-shaped building that from the top looks like a Polaroid camera.
Believe it or not, I don't know what all of Yale's buildings look like from the sky.
Well how ignorant of you honey. -[to Christopher] Rory says that she doesn't give two figs about Yale's architecture.
Not two figs?
No just one and a half.
Who wears a nametag in the middle of their chest?
Superman
Superman wears an emblem
So, this is my emblem.
"Hello I'm Rory Gilmore's dad, Christopher" is your emblem?
Yeah.
I'm going to have to ask you to walk 15 feet in front of me.
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