Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear.
You're just being selfish, Luke.
Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore.
We're talking about the spirit of fall.
[Lorelai gets the coffee herself and lifts the cover off the muffins.]
What kind of muffin do you want?
You know where you can stick the spirit of fall?
[Luke hands Lorelai a utensil to pick up the muffins.]
Here, don't use your hands.
I don't think you're taking me seriously.
What gave you that idea? [to Lorelai, who is leaving] No tip?
Oh, yeah, here's a tip: serve your customers.
Here's another: don't sit on any cold benches.
[At the grocery store, Lorelai tells Luke that bagger Dean has given Rory her first kiss.]
That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart — and mouth — and for that, he must die!
You can't kill the bag boy.
It's double coupon day — you'll bring down the town.
[Lorelai invites Dean to Gilmore movie night and then retires to the kitchen to let the kids be alone. Shortly, a panicked Rory enters.]
Mom! What are you doing in here?
[idly flipping though a magazine] Trying to find the best bathing suit for my bust size?
[concerned] Why? What happened? Did the bad boy try something?
He's sitting there, and he's watching the movie, and he's perfect, and he smells really good!
He smells really good, and he looks amazing, and I am stupid! I said "Thank you"!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You… you said "Thank you"?
Wai… He kissed you again? What is he, just out of prison or something?
No, not now. Yesterday? At the store?
Oh, all right. Strike the prison comment. So wait… he kissed you, and you said "Thank you"?
[sweetly] Well, that was very polite.
No, it was stupid! And I don't know what I'm doing here, you're sitting here in the kitchen… what kind of chaperone are you?
Me? I'm not trying to be a chaperone. I'm trying to be a girlfriend.
Well, switch gears, 'cause I'm freaking out here!
[Lorelai smiles.]
You really like him, don't you?
Well, okay then. Just calm down.
I just don't want to do or say anything else that's gonna be remotely moronic.
I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
