Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear.
Oh!
Well you aren't.
You're just being selfish, Luke.
Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore.
We're talking about the spirit of fall.
[Lorelai gets the coffee herself and lifts the cover off the muffins.]
What kind of muffin do you want?
Blueberry.
You know where you can stick the spirit of fall?
[Luke hands Lorelai a utensil to pick up the muffins.]
Here, don't use your hands.
I don't think you're taking me seriously.
What gave you that idea? [to Lorelai, who is leaving] No tip?
Oh, yeah, here's a tip: serve your customers.
Here's another: don't sit on any cold benches.
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