[Lorelai invites Dean to Gilmore movie night and then retires to the kitchen to let the kids be alone. Shortly, a panicked Rory enters.]
Mom! What are you doing in here?
[idly flipping though a magazine] Trying to find the best bathing suit for my bust size?
Well… get back in there!
[concerned] Why? What happened? Did the bad boy try something?
He's sitting there, and he's watching the movie, and he's perfect, and he smells really good!
What?
He smells really good, and he looks amazing, and I am stupid! I said "Thank you"!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You… you said "Thank you"?
When he kissed me!
Wai… He kissed you again? What is he, just out of prison or something?
No, not now. Yesterday? At the store?
Oh, all right. Strike the prison comment. So wait… he kissed you, and you said "Thank you"?
[disgustedly] Yes!
[sweetly] Well, that was very polite.
No, it was stupid! And I don't know what I'm doing here, you're sitting here in the kitchen… what kind of chaperone are you?
Me? I'm not trying to be a chaperone. I'm trying to be a girlfriend.
Well, switch gears, 'cause I'm freaking out here!
[Lorelai smiles.]
You really like him, don't you?
[troubled] Yeah!
Well, okay then. Just calm down.
I just don't want to do or say anything else that's gonna be remotely moronic.
I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
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