[At the grocery store, Lorelai tells Luke that bagger Dean has given Rory her first kiss.]
That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart — and mouth — and for that, he must die!
You can't kill the bag boy.
Why not?
It's double coupon day — you'll bring down the town.
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