Sasappis quotes from Ghosts

Sasappis

And also to remind you to leave the TV on when you go.

Sasappis

You know, I don't think it was just about the markings that I made on the tree. It's that everything's gone. My people were pushed out. I watched all of it happen. And that tree was the last thing left from when I was alive. And now it's gone, too.

Sasappis

My relationship's on the line and Jay's pinching pennies.

Sasappis

So how long are you in town? I know Pete has to go home, you know, every few days to recharge once he starts to disappear.

Sasappis

Let's go.

Isaac

I practically invented democracy!

Sasappis

Actually, Indigenous governments were the model for American federalism....We also invented popcorn. You're welcome.

Trick-or-treat.

Samantha

Aw, he's a little ghostbuster.

Sasappis

A little what?

Jay

Come on! Guys, we're not doing this. This is not the new system!

Sasappis

I really wanted to smell some pepperoni.

Trevor

There's no way I'm writing pepperoni.

Jay

Seriously, this is super creepy! Are you guys still in here? Please leave.

Sasappis

You can do this.

Samantha

What was that?!

Sasappis

It's a ghost feather, so it kinda just zaps right back into place. But symbolically, it's yours.

Isaac

Just talk to them. As a delegate to the Second Continental Congress, I took part in difficult negotiations. But through dialogue, we found interests that aligned.

Sasappis

If a bunch of white, male landowners can find common ground, then anything is possible.

Pete

Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then.

Isaac

Other than invent democracy?

Sasappis

Ahem.

Isaac

Amongst Europeans?

Sasappis

It's my ghost power.

Pete

Holy guacamole!

Sasappis

What do we think Carol has in that big purse of hers?

Hetty

If there's a God, cocaine.

Sasappis

Do people keep pizza in their purses?

We'll find out when we look for the cocaine.

Sasappis

You were literally just saying that if we got out of there you would turn over a new leaf and be a better person. Here's your chance.

Isaac

Yes, well, perhaps we could start with something smaller? I could compliment one of Samantha's dreadful sweaters! [turns to Sam] That looks...lovely.

Jay

My sister personally responds to all negative reviews, and she studied creative writing at Penn.

Sasappis

State.

Isaac

Altoona campus.

Thorfinn

Did not graduate.