Samantha Arondekar quotes from Ghosts

Thorfinn

Sweet little baby, drift off to sleep. Dream of stabbing Danish men, laughing while they weep.

Hetty

No, it's creepy at this age.

Thorfinn

Thor feel it, too.

Samantha

Very weird.

Jay

Yeah.

Hetty

Careful, you cad. Those sconces are made of pure leaded crystal. They are worth more than Oklahoma.

Jay

Okay, yep. Easy-peasy...

Samantha

Jay! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

Flower

What's going on?

Samantha

I think Jay electrocuted himself.

Isaac

Oh, he's fine. Ben Franklin used to do the same thing all the time for attention. More like Needy Richard's Almanack, am I right?

Hetty

No way. You are aware that your luggage is language by the front door.

Samantha

I know. It's just been a long day. I'll deal with it tomorrow. Sorry, Hetty just came back.

Hetty

No choice, of course.

Sasappis

You can do this.

Samantha

What was that?!

Sasappis

It's a ghost feather, so it kinda just zaps right back into place. But symbolically, it's yours.

Jay

You clean the gunk out of the kitchen sink, and I will get the extra blankets out of the attic.

Samantha

Why--why do I have to clean the gunk?

Jay

Because I pried that watch off of your ancestor's rotting corpse.

Samantha

Fine. But you get to use that, like, two more times.

Samantha

Alexa, play "Kiss Me."

Playing "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer.

Samantha

A podcast is like a... like a TV show but without the pictures.

Alberta

Baby, that's called radio. What you're describing is radio.

Samantha

The guy's kind of a stalker.

Sam, someone who stalks a dead person is called a historian.

Samantha

I dropped an earring earlier, and I need help looking for it.

Hetty

But all your jewelry is so cheap, why even bother?

Jay

Do you think we can climb out that window? Or should we just jump?

Samantha

Can't we just go down the stairs and walk out the front door?

Jay

OK. Take my hand, close your eyes, and whatever you do, don't touch anything

Thorfinn

Careful.

Samantha

What happen? Why hands so small and clean?

Merry Christmas, Sam!

Samantha

Isaac, you don't need to have a book written about you to be a significant person. You fought in the Revolutionary War. You invented the sniper rifle!

Isaac

And killed a British officer with it from a hundred paces.

Samantha

And then you got that guy to date you. After that!

Isaac

That is pretty impressive.

Samantha

You can send emails?

Elias

Yes, hell is mostly emails. And Zooms that should have been emails.

Alberta

We found Crash's head.

Hiya, Toots.

Samantha

Oh, my God!

Samantha

[talking to the ghosts] So you're saying we should threaten Carol to get the wedding here?

Jay

These silences, man, things escalate very quickly in these silences.

Samantha

Then let's report a triple homicide.

Jay

OK, I'm gonna need some more frequent updates.