Isaac Higgintoot quotes from Ghosts

Isaac

Don't like the sound of that.

Isaac

Tonight, I shall tell you the tale of why I hate Alexander Hamilton.

Isaac

He lived to be 84?! What was he, a sorcerer?

Isaac

And it's a joy to watch.

Isaac

I thought I knew that was a support column.

Isaac

I practically invented democracy!

Sasappis

Actually, Indigenous governments were the model for American federalism....We also invented popcorn. You're welcome.

Hetty

Careful, you cad. Those sconces are made of pure leaded crystal. They are worth more than Oklahoma.

Jay

Okay, yep. Easy-peasy...

Samantha

Jay! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

Flower

What's going on?

Samantha

I think Jay electrocuted himself.

Isaac

Oh, he's fine. Ben Franklin used to do the same thing all the time for attention. More like Needy Richard's Almanack, am I right?

Alberta

Isaac, aren't you usually on your walk with Nigel right about now?

Isaac

Me & Nigel?

Isaac

What people should be talking about is Isaac & Hetty.

Hetty

I might be in use.

Isaac

Stephanie, you're awake.

Stephanie

Hey, losers.

Hetty

What a lovely surprise. Although isn't it a little early for you to be up? It's only April.

Pete

Right, as a teen ghost, you usually sleep for months on end.

Stephanie

I know. Some dumb living woke me up.

Isaac

Just one more time.

Alberta

Alexa, How did Alexander Hamilton die?

Alexander Hamilton died of a gunshot wound on July 12, 1804 at 47 years old.

Isaac

Again. Again.

Trevor

Damn, check out the hottie.

Isaac

Yeah, she is delecta---oh wait! I don't have to pretend anymore! That's nice.

Isaac

Just talk to them. As a delegate to the Second Continental Congress, I took part in difficult negotiations. But through dialogue, we found interests that aligned.

Sasappis

If a bunch of white, male landowners can find common ground, then anything is possible.

Samantha

Isaac, you don't need to have a book written about you to be a significant person. You fought in the Revolutionary War. You invented the sniper rifle!

Isaac

And killed a British officer with it from a hundred paces.

Samantha

And then you got that guy to date you. After that!

Isaac

That is pretty impressive.

Elias

I'll need you all to reintroduce yourselves. Last time, I wasn't listening, because I didn't care. But that was the old Elias. The new Elias sees you all as equals. Even the women.

Isaac

Well, that is some growth.