S4Rock the Cradle
[Rebecca is trying to break the news of her pregnancy to Jesse via "Win, Lose, or Draw" by drawing a picture of a baby in a blanket]
She's having... a hot dog!
Well, what? It's clearly a bun with a weenie sticking out with a happy face.
No, Jess. It's not "She's having a hot dog", it's "She's having a baby", and the "she" is me! I'm having a baby!!
Michelle, what are you doing up?
I didn't get to say good night to Big Bird.
You named our baby "Big Bird"?
Yeah, just until we find out if it is a girl or a boy or a nine-foot yellow Muppet.
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