Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis quotes from Full House

Aaron

Let's play superhero.

Teddy

I'll be Batman!

Aaron

I'll be Superman!

I'll be the Little Mermaid.

Aaron

That's not a superhero. That's a fish.

Rebecca

How about if Michelle is Wonder Woman?

Aaron

That's impossible. She doesn't have black hair.

Rebecca

What was I thinking?

Teddy

You can be Superman's mother.

What does Superman's mother do?

Teddy

She lays out Superman's pajamas.

Jesse

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, the Beach Boys!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, Miss Clairol!

Jesse

Dr. Love, how ya doin'? Bruce, how ya doin'? Heh heh, I've got my hair in a... heh heh, heh heh... (aside to Becky, annoyed) Thanks for the warning.

Rebecca

Well, how was I supposed to know you'd be dyeing your hair. Why are you dyeing your hair?

Jesse

Because I'm worth it.

Rebecca

Oh, Steph, you can't hang out in here. Uncle Jesse's gonna get his first dance lesson.

Stephanie

I know. I got a front row seat.

Jesse

It's like a...a bad dream or something.

Rebecca

I know. [hugs Jesse] I know. [sniffles] But you know, at least Papouli died peacefully in his sleep, you know?

Danny

We know how much he meant to you, Jess. He meant a lot to us too.

D.J.

We're all gonna miss him. [Rebecca comforts D.J.]

Jesse

[sighs] It's just... [stands up] so helpless, it's like...if I could have been there, I would have done something, you know I could've helped him...I could

Rebecca

[interrupts] Jess, honey...honey, honey...[hugs Jesse] there was nothing that you could do. There was nothing any of us could do.

Jesse

[sighs] You're right. [walks back to the table] He was just such a beautiful man. Just so full of love and life. Now he's gone.

Stephanie

Uncle Jesse, you okay?

Jesse

[wipes his tears] Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. [stands up] You know, I, I don't have time for this. I got so many things to do, make the arrangements...

D.J.

Well, if you want help...

Joey

Yeah Jess, we, we can take care of all that.

Jesse

You know what, it's my responsibility. Just...I'm sorry guys, I'll...I'll...I'll take it from here. [goes upstairs]

D.J.

Why won't Uncle Jesse let us help him?

Rebecca

Aw honey, it's just his way of dealing with the pain, you know? By keeping busy. [Michelle enters the house]

Hi everybody!

Danny

Hi Michelle. [kisses Michelle]

Hi Daddy.

Danny

How was your honeybee meeting?

It was great! [shows her school project] I made this for Papouli. Where is he? [Stephanie tearfully looks at Joey, and Joey looks somber as the Tanner family must deliver Michelle the sad news]

Danny

Michelle, Papouli's not here. [Michelle looks at Joey, Stephanie, D.J. and Rebecca who are visibly emotional]

Rebecca

[comforting D.J., who is crying] It's okay.

Something's wrong. [Danny sadly nods]

Danny

Um, sweetheart, this is um, this is not easy to say to you. Um, this morning, after you went to school, we uh, went to wake up Papouli. Michelle, he died in his sleep last night.

What?

Danny

He was, he was just, he was very old, and his heart gave out.

No, he's not dead! [throws her school project to the floor and runs upstairs, visibly upset. Danny follows her as Rebecca and Joey respectively comfort D.J. and Stephanie]