Frisky Dingo Season 1 quotes

Then call Grace Ryan. Set up a late supper, just the two of us, because now that I've assumed Xander Crews' professional position, I think it's high time I assume the position with his lovely paramour.

Phil, what does that look like?

You know, from here it looks like ants are robbing that bank.

Well, from here it looks like my financial worries are behind me. [He picks up a gold bar carried by an ant] Come over here, you have pockets.

Better call my lawyer. This might be an attachable asset.

No, don't call them.

I will I will, please to be picking me, guys. Please.

Xtacle

Fine Ronnie, but don't let him escape.

*Sinister laughter* Oh, you don't worry about that, guys.

[holding a blonde wig and superglue] Now, I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face.

Unhand it or suffer my wrath.

Now see here, woman. If anyone's wrath is going to be suffered, it's mine.

It's not wise to antagonize Antagone!

I'm sorry, Auntie who?

Antagone!

Was "Betty Bug Lady" already taken?

Once again, the mall has become my Waterloo. [Grabbing a post] I surrender.

A wise choi-- [She is hit with the post]

And the next one's right in the tit!

Where the hell is Crews?! And where are your pants?

[Unable to get his money out of the bank after Phil spends the money he received from suing Killface] Ridiculous! A hundred and eighty dollars for snake oil?

Phillip

Shark oil, and some of that was for the bath salts and add... the luffa.

Oh damn your luffa... [Starts pounding the machine] and damn Xander Crews and damn his snotty back!

Phillip

Yeah, why do you bank here anyway?

[Temporarily with a happier tone] Checking with interest. [Starts pounding the machine again, breaking it] But now this blasted machine tells me my checking account can't be accessed!!

Phillip

Wow, already?

I d- I beg your pardon?

Phillip

Well, we had to freeze your assets. [Killface tries to suppress his anger with a deep breath] Come on, its common sense. I'm sorry, you want some walking around money?

No, I want to go you to the car and get some plasma charges and blow Xander Crews' crummy, little bank to-

Phillip

My loofah, where's my loofah?!

Shut up, Phil.

Grace

[rapidly, holding stolen gems] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Xander

Grace! Open the damn door, it's Xander!

Grace

[tone of Antagone, eyes glowing green] Xander Crews?

Xander

Yes, idiot!

Xander crews

And for your information managing a workforce the size of the X-tacles is...

Yeah.

Xander crews

Like, that takes management skills.

It Does.

So your superpower is... management? Baffling.

Xander Crews

You're a bitch.

Xander

Hi Funbags, I'm Xander. Where's my idiot girlfriend?

Hi-yah! [Punches Xander, sending him flying out to the car] Grace Ryan is dead, and now you, Xander Crews, shall join her in...being dead!

Xander

Who even are you?

My name is Antagone!

Xander

Really?

Now then, I've usurped Crews' company, usurped his alter ego, and...where are we on my date with Ms. Ryan?

Harumph.

Well, keep trying. If the situation keeps trending so positively, I...[starts stroking himself] Yes, the sap is definitely rising, and damned if anyone's going to destroy the Earth and spoil all my fun.

[blind] I'm quite sure it was a twenty!

Dude, it's a ten.

Oh, is that how you pay for the benzoyl peroxide I smell steaming off your greasy face?

Xander

It's gone! It's all gone! The billionaire money is gone, the superhero stuff and the X-tacle fighting force is also gone, and the girlfriend is gone, and even the nerds now are gone, and I got nobody to help me! Might as well be David Arquette!