Frisky Dingo Season 1 quotes

Just a damn minute, Mr. man, are you even Asian?

Yeah, see, I kinda got this minority business loan.

Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.

Yeah, like maybe she wants to go into real estate.

Or maybe open up a beauty salon.

Xander

Screw it, shoot him.

Hey. Hey, whoa. Can't we work something out here. [slips him a postcard]

Xander

More. More. More, like a whole box more. And the villabouts of the whereain Kelly.

Whereabouts of the villain killface.

Xander

Did I say the villabouts of the whereain Kelly?

Yeah

Xander

'Cause I've been doing that a lot lately. I wonder if it's a tumor.

I know a good cancer doctor.

Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.

Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hocking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! [Pause] And pretty.

Xander

Gimme some glitter on here!

You can't fax glitter.

Xander

Well, not with that attitude.

Not with any attitude!

Well calm down. It's not prom night.

Yeah, cause I'm not... getting... raped.

Sir, don't you think it's kind of weird how the prize money for this thing is exactly the amount we need to finish the Annihilatrix?

No, I think it's weird that you question me every...time there's a...thing.

Sinn, meet Mr Watley. But don't get too friendly. I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.

Charmed

[strains as a plopping sound is heard]

Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?

Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]

That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.

All right, allright. Let's bring it in. Bring it in. On me. On me. Now look, I'm counting on all of you. There's no yesterday. There's no tomorrow. Forget ant farm keyboard. That's... forget that. I want you to go out there, and take this moment, and make it yours.

[after having sex with Grace] Wow. Thanks, lady. Wait 'til the guys at school hear about this.

Grace

Oh my God.

Do you like X-Box?

Grace

Sweetie, I'm tired.

Xander

Watley, take the damn ant-farm keyboards to the dump. Oh, and that radioactive waste can also go.

Grace

[putting on lipstick] Do you even know how huge this Killface interview will be for me?

So huge your boyfriend will learn your name?

Grace

Why would you even say that?

Because I care about you, we all do.

Grace

Really?

No, we don't.

Xander

Looking back, Operation Snooperfax was a little...convoluted. Convoluted.

Convoluted? Damn it, you just about used up all of our operating capital.

Xander

Do we still have enough to pay for Train Island?

Yes, your little choo-choos are safe.

Xander

Nice!

Only because I had to make some pretty deep cuts in...elsewhere.

Guess I'll call Jan and tell her we're not going to Orlando.

Orlando? Dude, this won't even cover my mortgage.

And I'll put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both! Way to go Watley, you're doin it!

So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?

Grace

When I'm onstage at the Airport Radisson accepting my local Peabody, I'm not gonna mention any of you.

Ca-at Par-taay...

Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.

Oh, my God. Is that "Cat Party"?

Yeah, the ringtone?

Here, put it on mine, please.

Has it got Bluetube on it?

No, you big, sloppy man. I just want "Cat Party."

No, Bluetube is-

Tell him to give me "Cat Party" or it's going to be talon party. At your face's house.

You didn't kill the taxi driver?

You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now.

I don't think he's Arab.

No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.

Well then. [Shoots the taxi driver] London calling.

Grace

Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview. Hi. Grace Ryan, Force 10 News.

And you must be Killface. What am I saying? Of course you're not Killface, not with a face like that; no one in their right mind would think to call you...I'm Killface...if anybody is.