TV show quotes
So...who's read Flowers for Algernon?
Ken!
Oooh, about the kid with all the chains, and the goggles, and at the end he gets killed with a shotgun?
Boosh
That's Harrison Bergeron.
Hollywood Squares!
That's Tom Bergeron.
Brother of Menelaus!
Damn it, that's Agamemnon!
Nearl?
"Mr. Crews" will do nicely. Although I can't say the same for that winged collar.
What are "whammies"?
Summer, 1977. Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" was playing on Everybody's Eight-Track as the nation slept in fear of the Son-of-Sam killer [X-Tacle's Gasp], and mourned the loss of our Favourite Son, legendary rock-and-roll icon Elvis Aaron Pres-
[An X-Tacle's Head Explodes]:
Why are our heads still blowing up?
Sorry. Sat on the remote.
We should put that in a cabinet...
Yeah.
[continuing his story] And...
That your fat ass can't fit in.
Everybody! Just...Okay? And, Like Elvis, Xander Crews had...an identical twin! [X-Tacles Gasp]
A twin?
Twin Heirs, to the vast Crews Fortune, left behind by my murdered Parents. (shows them an identical photo to Xander's)
Oh my God.
[Referring to his Popcorn] Yeah, it's Cheddar.
I don't wanna go to the monkey hospital!
But Nearl wanna stay with mummy and daddy and brother Xandy!
No Xander, he's dead to us
(Starts crying)
Now; who's for Denny's?
(Instantly stops crying) Grandslam!
Oh My God I'm so friggin' sad!
Yes! Here you go. [Hands X-Tacle a tissue]
I'll take it thank you.
But life in the hospital was a Picnic compared to Life on the Mean streets of...Town...
[Flashback]:
...But I want to stay forever living in the Hospital with you Mr. Ford!
Hospital closed Nearl.
Uh Oh!
Now I gotta go and work in a damn Pet Store.
I'd like that!
[Ignoring him] And you can thank Ron Reagan's ass for that! (He drives away)
Thank you, Ronald Reagan. (Pauses to think) Your legacy is intact.
[Flashback Ends]:
But thanks to you and your mysterious brain chemical, we shall savor the sweet nectar of revenge as we rise up, as one man, and DESTROY MY BROTHER, XANDER CREW--[Ronnie shoots Nearl in the head] Thanks, Ken! [Nearl falls over]
Ronnie!
What?
What is wrong with you!?
Hey, what? I do you favor.
This is why we can't have nice things! Thank you, Ronnie!
Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullsh*t having.
You know, that is... actually, that's a pretty good point.
Good for you, Ronnie.
Yeah, it's complicated.
So, if Xander Crews really is Awesome X, then where is he?
[a fellow slave has given Killface a radish]
Barnaby, tell him thank you. [Xander Crews thanks him in a foreign language] Try to make it sound a little sarcastic.
Well, a train's not an iron rooster but that's what they call it in China!
Really?
[Laughs, speaks in chinese] It's a colorful language.
Oh, that's just crazy China man talk.
Barnaby, make those words English!
I kinda think he said... death rabbits.
["Previously" on "Frisky Dingo"]
I can't believe Killface fired me. Well, revenge shall be mine.
[kicking out the painting] No! Revenge shall be mine!
I can't believe Xander Crews had a twin brother!
Yeah, until Ronnie shot him in the face.
Has anyone got a prayer?
Oh! Uh... It's more of a limerick."
There once was a dead guy named Nearl. He rode around town on a squirrel. He said to the pig... I... don't actually have one.
Fantastic.
So if I'm here... this way... oh, here's an idea, indicate north. Otherwise it's not a map. It's just a drawing.
So get this, he didn't even have a car.
Well thank God we sorted that out.
Yeah.
Now will you please come on!
Come on, no sense mopin' around here all day.
Yes, have too many sad memories here. [Knocks over Nearl's wreath.] Also is messy.
Say we...treat ourselves, go do something fun.
Ooh, let's go to the illegal underground Chinese rabbit fights!
Oh...my...god!
What?
Let's get there this instant!
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