XTX-tacles
(playing with beach ball, while everyone else screams) Boosh, boosh, boosh, boosh...
S2Behold a Dark Horse
Would've died, too, if those couplings hadn't melted.
IInterviewer
'Cause your plan was to push the Earth into the sun, right?
Obviously not, because, you know...end result
Where are we, what are we doing?
We're going broke, is what we're doing
Well, that's hard to believe. I know we're all making sacrifices.
(on €149 Schnapps) But I paid for this personally.
No, you didn't.
Oh, the smell of those barbecues. It's like, just put my nose in a saddle. “Mmm, whose saddle is this? That's uncle Taint's. How long's he been ridin' Tex? Oh, pert near three days. Well, let's eat... buddy.”
Well... bad is a relative term.
(On the phone at his office)
I said, what you think about global warming? Huh? Well, get a job, you damn hippie! Huh? Aww, fuck you.
(Back to documentary interview)
Basically, I just make stuff up and fax it over there.
(cut from Mr. Ford's fax machine to Killface's)
Oh! Ooh! There's a fax coming!
(Back to documentary interview)
Some weeks he doin' good, other weeks, he's not doin'... he's not doin' any good.
(campaign stop at A.M.E. Zion Church, dressed like Michael Vick) Hello, African Zionists. Pleasure to be here, and how about that Jesus Christ, hmm? He's one bad mother--
CChurchgoer
You Hush your mouth!
I'm just talkin' 'bout Christ.
(At apartment)
We should send them a pie basket.
They don't eat pie.
Yes, they do.
Have you ever actually met a black person?
Of course! Sinn was black.
I don't think a servant...
Indentured servant...technically
How did you ever win the primary?
(Shot of Killface on top of bus in ticker-tape parade, banner reading "Thanks Killface. Global Warming Cured")
Duh.
He's a one-hit wonder: global warming.
Cured it. (Baby Lamont chirps)
Shut up, Baby Lamont.
Hey, bro!
His foreign policy is unrealistic...
Global warming.
His domestic policy is non-existent...
Global warming.
Health care...
Global warming.
Immigration...
Global warming.
Welfare reform...
Global warming.
Man, do you even know what these terms mean?
I...know that I cured global warming.
See? He's a one-trick pony.
Well, it's a pretty big pony.
I either just had a stroke, or the most brilliant idea ever.
Well, your blood's too thin for a stroke, so let's hear it.
S2The Opposition
(To Camera-man) Hey! Isn't that rival documentarian Michael Moore's fat ass?
what? where?
just, look... Just, Point the camera over there.
Huh?
[The camera goes to the side. A gunshot is heard. The camera goes back.]
Cheese and rice, he shot himself! [There is a pause.] With my gun somehow.
Excuse me!
[Camera zooms in on Xander, standing in the street, with a see-through pink shirt, and pink shorts. There is a pause.]
.....What?!
Well, it's been a year now-
A Year?! It's really been a whole year? What's today?
Thursday.
Oh my God, it has been a year.
Why couldn't you go to your girlfriend?
[Clip shows, of Grace Ryan standing outside her door with a pie.]
If I wanted to be smothered to death, I'd go back to the Xcalibur and fess up. If I go back to the Xcalibur and fess up, I'll be smothered to death. That's in our Charter.
This is a documentary about Killface.
Killfa-[Scoffs]-is it called Check Me Out, I Suck? Guk-guk-guk [deapthroating sounds]
Can you even be gay for a robot? [in robot tone] Beep-beep, I am a gay-bot!
..Y-..you think we're robots?!
[in robot tone] May I offer you a robot blowjob?
..this-this is just armor! [clanks helmet]
Power down gay robot; that is an an earthman order!
Okay...
[Xtacle takes off helmet, revealing a human head.]
[Gasp]
Yeah, you see?
You look.. so... real!
[exhasperated sigh]
So, what's this whole movie deal about Killface?
Actually, he's running for president.
He's what?! How?!
Yeah, cause when he activated the Anihalatrix, he cured Global Warming.
Wait, no, I turned it on!
Well, he says he did.
Son of a BITCH!
CMCmaera Man
Yeah, so do cabs ever come by here?
Well, you know what? If he's running for President, then so am I!
Well, it takes, like, tons and tons of money to run for president.
[Holds up check containing his billions.] Well, is that enough? Ka-kow!
Hey, when did you get the check back?
Oh, just right after that whole incident with it blowing away.
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