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In 5 of the 252 quotes from Frisky Dingo
Most scenes with: Killface (5), Valerie (2)
Scenes with Brent 5
And we're happy with this background?
[Dissention from the others]
TTrent
[enraged] If you want to be Leno-y, we can have you come down here, and you can do high fives! We could put a wig with a gray streak in your face! We can have you read off cuecards! We'll put Kevin Eubanks over there on guitar! [calms down] I shouldn't have said that.
[Killface shoots Trent, sending his severed upper body across the room.]
BBrent
That was my twin brother!
[points the gun at the other two] I want it to be perfect.
There's your twenty billion, Brent! Drink it in! The fusion chamber alone cost nine billion. The thrusters another four! You think there's just heaps of money left over for - WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?
BBrent
Uh [clears throat] Media Buy.
Please don't make it so appealing!
[Killface is holding Brent by his legs at the top of the Annihilatrix, threatening to drop him]
[sighs] You see, Brent? We all have jobs to do.
BBrent
Great, there goes my pen! Great!
My job is to complete the Annihilatrix and destroy mankind by driving this vile planet straight into the Sun [Brent interrupts].
BBrent
Wait! I have another idea! Listen...
And your job is to market it.
BBrent
Listen! No listen! We can get... Jason Alexander!
You can call him when you hit the ground!
BBrent
Nooo! Wait, wait! I got another idea! Better than Jason Alexander! I got, uh...
Don't say David Arquette to me!
BBrent
I wo... well now that you say that I'm not going to.
[Killface is examining Annihilatrix DVD]
BBrent
...Any standard DVD player.
Or any uhh... "PC", it says here?
BBrent
Yes, any Personal Computer with DVD capabiliti-
...Stands for "Personal Computer"... I just this moment got that... VALERIE!!!
It's alright if you want to laugh.
[All three are silent]
BBrent
[to Killface] You fucking kidnap us, right, you drag us up here, ya shit on every strategy we come up with - and by the way, that web promotion was tiiiiiight, but the bottom line is, you don't have the fucking budget to run with the big dogs! Now, do you! (begins making barking noises).
[scoffs] Are you finished?
BBrent
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry
[Kills Brent the same way he killed Trent]
Look, Trent. I've made you a playmate. Say "Hello". Good lad.
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