Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? [Monica looks at him strangely] I heard it!
S9 E9The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Oh god, remember the girls' nights we used to have? Sitting around talking about you and Ross?
Oh god, it seems like forever ago!
I know. So what's going on with you and Ross?
Well, uhm. I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But actually, right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a little thing.
Oh my god, I love things, what happened?
Well, first he told me he liked how i looked and the we had a little... eye contact.
Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.
S9 E10The One with Christmas in Tulsa
And I heard him say, as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
Wow, you really wrote that?
Uh-huh.
Wendy's a fat girls name.
Are we still on that?
No, you're right. Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about snow. Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband's having sex on a copying machine?
So, is everyone else working on Christmas Eve, too?
No, I sent everyone home.
You are such a good boss.
Yeah, I know. It's just me and Wendy.
Who's Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.
Well, yeah...
Oh, Wendy was the one who was runner up for Ms. Oklahoma.
You're alone in the same room as the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma?
Well... The second prettiest that year. If you count it now, she's probably the...
Oh, Chandler, stop talking.
S9 E11The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
[Chandler is practicing advertising slogans.]
How hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"
I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
Honey? Leave it to the pros.
Phones: bringing you closer to people...who have phones.
"Marriage. It's not for everybody."
SSteve
So, do you have any other questions about advertising?
No, no, but - let me show you what I can do. [picks up a bagel and a donut] "Bagels and donuts: Round food... for every mood."
SSteve
Monica warned me you might do that.
S9 E12The One with Phoebe's Rats
Hey, when did we become one of those couple who let our rat babies control our lives?
[doing a crossword puzzle] Hey, Mike - what's the capital of Peru?
Lima.
No, it starts with a V and ends in an X. And hopefully with a T-O in the middle.
You know, you're right. The capital of Peru is Vtox.
[about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
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