[The friends and Emma are at Central Perk and Monica is enjoying a piece of chocolate cake.]
Mmmm...this cake is amazing!
I would get a room with this cake. I could show this cake a good time!
If you had to, what would you give up? Food or sex?
[unimpressed] Seriously, answer faster!
I'm sorry! When she said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you!
[still feeling hurt] It's like a giant hug!
Ross, how about you? Which would you give up? Sex or food?
How about sex or dinosaurs?
[in a state of uncertainty] My...! It's like Sophie's Choice!
What about you Joe? What would you give up? Sex or food?
[after thinking] I don't know, it's too hard!
No, you have to pick one!
[quickly] Food! No, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Sex...I don't know, I want both! I want girls on bread!
So, what'd you think of the house?
It's perfect! It's everything we've been looking for!
Isn't it? And what about the amazing wainscoting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
And the wigglewoms and the zipzorps?... What were the things you said?
We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street, and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
They went in together. I'm so sorry.
Oh, my... oh, my, that's awful... What did you think of the house?
Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?
Yeah... sure... I'm... devastated, obviously!... Did you think the neighborhood was homey?
[Chandler enters]
Is it me, or have the greetings really gone downhill around here?
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