[When he finds out he won't be in the wedding] I can't believe this it's like figure skating team all over again. I mean synchronized swimming, I mean the balance beam - help me!
Football!
Thank you!
“The One with Phoebe's Wedding” · Season 10, Episode 12
In this episode: Chandler Bing (4), Ross Geller (3), Monica Geller (3), Phoebe Buffay (3), Mike (1)
Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.
Oh, I will! But I will need a mirror... as he is me!
I know. I hate being left out of things.
I know. And it's a wedding. It'll be weird if I'm not in it.
[Phoebe takes off her coat while getting ready to get married]:
Aren't you going to be cold?
No, I'll be my something blue.
And... moment's over! [Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off] So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... [She's flipping cards, skipping half of them] Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I [Monica is miming CUT] Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... [Yells at Monica]MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS [she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands] OR THIS [She taps her watch] OR THIS [she mimes CUT] OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! [Pause] You know what? You're done.
What?
YOU'RE FIRED! [Pause and she raises her glass] Cheers!
Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
You won awards?
Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
[to Phoebe] OK, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.
Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
You had a bathroom break at 2030; pee on your own time, Mike... Now, in regard to the toast - OK, you wanna keep them short; nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. OK, you just get in, do your thing and get out.
Is that what you say to Chandler?
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