Ross, Monica and others in “The One Where Chandler Gets Caught”

We think Chandler might be having an affair.

What?

Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street, and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

They went in together. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my... oh, my, that's awful... What did you think of the house?

What?

Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?

Yeah... sure... I'm... devastated, obviously!... Did you think the neighborhood was homey?

Hey!

You son of a bitch.

Is it me, or have the greetings really gone downhill around here?