[Yells] JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!
“The One with the Birth Mother” · Season 10, Episode 9
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Ross enters the cafe house wearing Rachel's shirt]
So, what do you think?
I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!
Dude, I don't think you should be wearing that.
Oh, I see. Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies?
It looks like someone is the ladies!
So Joey's out with my friend the other night and she reaches over and takes some of his fries...
Oh, no.
You know about the plate thing?
Oh, yeah. Joey doesn't share food. I mean just, just lask week we were having breakfast and he had a couple grapes on his plate.
[to Joey] You wouldn't let her have a grape?
Oh, no, not me. Emma.
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.
My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... it kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
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