Friends · Season 10, Episode 1
“The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss” · Season 10, Episode 1
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Monica Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (1)
Now that I've untangled you, how about you do something for me?
What do you have in mind?
I think you know.
I really don't feel like it!
This is what I want to do.
All right! I just don't see why you like it so much!
[holding up 'Miss Congeniality' tape] She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!
[Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are listening to Charlie and Ross through the wall of the hotel room]
She's turning on the TV, it's Miss Congeniality!.
Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well.
Look, [Long pause] Precious. Mike's not worth this, you're an attractive, intelligent woman and, let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you, he was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Oh my god, you know? Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect [Mike comes in] Screw you, Mike, you're a coward and a bastard and I hope you rot in hell! [Slaps him and leaves]
You're welcome.
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