Friends · Season 6, Episode 23
“The One with the Ring” · Season 6, Episode 23
In this episode: Rachel Green (3), Phoebe Buffay (2), Ross Geller (1), Monica Geller (1)
I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
That's easy! You just have to think of him as a -- as a jar of pickles that won't open.
So, what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
I know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
What's the other one?
I don't know. I've never had to use the other one.
Hey, when we were married, you know what I never got? Uh, sex.
Uh, yeah, well, no ring, no sex- big surprise.
Get me a musket and we'll talk.
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