[Ross and Julie have just arrived from China]
JJulie
We've gotta get some sleep.
Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
“The One with Ross' New Girlfriend” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Rachel Green (2)
I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women.
Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?!
When I saw them at the airport, I thought I hit rock bottom, but today its like, rock bottom, 50 feet of crap and then me.
Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a second?
Sure.
Your tailor...is a very bad man!
Frankie? What are you talking about?
[Ross comes near]
What's up guys?
Joey's tailor [Pauses for a moment] took advantage of me.
WHAT??
Frank? No No. I have been going to the man for like 12 years.
He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...
What?
Cupping.
That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Yes yes, it is...IN PRISON!! What's the matter with you?!
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