PPhoebe
[Singing]
“The One with the Baby on the Bus” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (2)
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget
[Joey and Chandler are babysitting Ben.]
It's a known fact that women love babies, all right? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack of babes over there.
CCaroline
Hello.
JCJoey and Chandler
Hello.
CCaroline
And who is this little cutie-pie?
Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?
You wanna smell him?
CCaroline
I assume we're talking about the baby now.
[Joey and Chandler are trying to find Ben with two possible babies to choose from, one wearing a duck shirt, the other clowns, by flipping a coin]
Let's do ducks for heads, cause ducks have heads
[After a pause] What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
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