Friends · Season 1, Episode 11
“The One with Mrs. Bing” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Ross Geller (3), Joey Tribbiani (3), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Rachel hands out copies of her steamy romance novel draft to the gang.]
Oh, and -- and on page 2, he's not reaching for her heaving beasts.
What's a niffle?
You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
All right, all right, all right. So I'm not a great typist...
Wait! Did you get to the part about "his huge, throbbing pens"? I tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
I just got to the part about "her public hair."
What are you guys doing out here?
Uh... uh... Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
No, no I don't, because it's being restrung. Somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Okay, you guys spend way too much time together.
[Chandler is setting the record straight with his mother and Joey's listening in
[to Ross] ... and then he said, "When are you gonna start acting like my mom?" then she said "When are you
gonna realize I have a bomb?"
Are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna realize I am your mom?
Oh... That makes more sense.
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