[Rachel hands out copies of her steamy romance novel draft to the gang.]
Rachel
Oh, and -- and on page 2, he's not reaching for her heaving beasts.
Monica
What's a niffle?
Joey
You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Rachel
All right, all right, all right. So I'm not a great typist...
Ross
Wait! Did you get to the part about "his huge, throbbing pens"? I tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Phoebe
I just got to the part about "her public hair."
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