Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like [snaps fingers] that.
“The One with the Dozen Lasagnas” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (3), Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Monica Geller (1)
Wasn't it supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?
[Monica has just beaten Joey and Chandler at foosball with just herself playing for the "who-knows?" how many times]
[happy] And that would be a shut-down!
JCJoey and Chandler
[in unison] SHUT-OUT!!
[Chandler and Joey are shopping for a new table]
Will you pick one? Just pick one. Here! How about that one?
That's patio furniture.
So what? Like people are gonna come in and think "Uh-oh, I'm outside again!"
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