Phoebe [singing]:
“The One with the Monkey” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Rachel Green (2), Phoebe Buffay (2)
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...
My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes, are resting in a little yellow jar.
And sometimes, when it's breezy, I feel a little sneezy...
So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Yeah, you wish.
Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's?
[They all hit her with pillows]
Gee, what? What is wrong with New Year's?
Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops! Man, I'm talking loud!
Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Yeah, you wish!
Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass!
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